 |
|
12-26-2007, 05:02 PM
|
#30011 (permalink)
|
|
DIAF UoH
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The Old House
Posts: 2,697
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by kaboom187
Only pentecostal church in my city... is a chinese pentecostal church. Could be good times.
|
that might be tough- probably easier with the country/naive/wideyed horny-as-hell types.
There's no small towns close by? Just about every small town has a fundamentalist church somewhere....
EVEN BETTER- if it was a few miles away- shit in the backyard and all that.....
they used to call me sick for saying this, but it's true- it's like going to the grocery store for sex- with skirts/heels, you get to SEE what you are getting.
__________________
Nemo me impune lacessit
|
|
|
|
12-26-2007, 05:02 PM
|
#30012 (permalink)
|
|
be aggressive.
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: BC
Posts: 1,146
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation
No, I have my mother to mooch off of, thank you very much.
I actually considered a career in strong arm robbery, but nobody around here has shit worth taking, at least not on their person.
|
Just take their person.
__________________
Training Log: http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=410987
'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'' - Muhammad Ali
|
|
|
|
|
12-26-2007, 05:04 PM
|
#30013 (permalink)
|
|
Trying to make a Milankey
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Posts: 13,410
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by takeahnase
Yeah, just fatter.
|
ahahahaha. That was awesome.
That's why I'm the Albino Gorilla!
__________________
New to lifting? Read this then:
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=402978
Help me out, brah!!!!!!!!
http://taylorsaurus.mybrute.com
|
|
|
|
|
12-26-2007, 05:11 PM
|
#30014 (permalink)
|
|
Trying to make a Milankey
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Posts: 13,410
|
I just realized that with multiple callouses torn on both hands, my only source of fun is out the door for a couple days.
The combination of lotion and sperm tends to make them heal quicker, but when they're this large it becomes more an exercise in pain. And while I'm not opposed to that, I don't like to mix it with my pleasure.
__________________
New to lifting? Read this then:
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=402978
Help me out, brah!!!!!!!!
http://taylorsaurus.mybrute.com
|
|
|
|
|
12-26-2007, 05:11 PM
|
#30015 (permalink)
|
|
ALWAYS FIGHTING GRAVITY
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pinching a Blob
Posts: 5,059
|
CARNAL!
Quote:
Originally Posted by MatterOverMind
I've got a problem. Carnal, I'm especially looking to you for help.
I can't squat for shit. The most I've squatted was 285 for 1 rep. That's some pussy shit. But I consider myself pretty strong because I can bench 285 (probably more) and I just DL'd 445.
I know I need to squat more, but do you have any other suggestions or a possible explanation?
I'm plan on starting Smolov in a few weeks.
|
|
|
|
|
|
12-26-2007, 05:12 PM
|
#30016 (permalink)
|
|
DIAF UoH
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The Old House
Posts: 2,697
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation
I just realized that with multiple callouses torn on both hands, my only source of fun is out the door for a couple days.
The combination of lotion and sperm tends to make them heal quicker, but when they're this large it becomes more an exercise in pain. And while I'm not opposed to that, I don't like to mix it with my pleasure.
|
Thats why they make rubber gloves....
__________________
Nemo me impune lacessit
|
|
|
|
|
12-26-2007, 05:14 PM
|
#30017 (permalink)
|
|
ALWAYS FIGHTING GRAVITY
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pinching a Blob
Posts: 5,059
|
Dammit! Where'd that albino gorilla go?
|
|
|
|
|
12-26-2007, 05:16 PM
|
#30018 (permalink)
|
|
ALWAYS FIGHTING GRAVITY
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pinching a Blob
Posts: 5,059
|
Anybody else? Any advice, comments, anything?
|
|
|
|
|
12-26-2007, 05:18 PM
|
#30019 (permalink)
|
|
be aggressive.
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: BC
Posts: 1,146
|
I'm weak so i can't give you any advice.
__________________
Training Log: http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=410987
'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'' - Muhammad Ali
|
|
|
|
|
12-26-2007, 05:21 PM
|
#30020 (permalink)
|
|
Trying to make a Milankey
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Posts: 13,410
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MatterOverMind
Anybody else? Any advice, comments, anything?
|
I just PM'd you, ya dumb son of a bitch.
__________________
New to lifting? Read this then:
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=402978
Help me out, brah!!!!!!!!
http://taylorsaurus.mybrute.com
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
|
|
