[CarnalSalvation]

Originally Posted by Sonny

You're not one of those dudes who blows all his money and then annoyingly tries to borrow money from buddies all the time?

No, I have my mother to mooch off of, thank you very much.

I actually considered a career in strong arm robbery, but nobody around here has shit worth taking, at least not on their person.

[hunto]

Originally Posted by kaboom187

Only pentecostal church in my city... is a chinese pentecostal church. Could be good times.

that might be tough- probably easier with the country/naive/wideyed horny-as-hell types.
There's no small towns close by? Just about every small town has a fundamentalist church somewhere....
EVEN BETTER- if it was a few miles away- shit in the backyard and all that.....
they used to call me sick for saying this, but it's true- it's like going to the grocery store for sex- with skirts/heels, you get to SEE what you are getting.

[kaboom187]

Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

No, I have my mother to mooch off of, thank you very much.

I actually considered a career in strong arm robbery, but nobody around here has shit worth taking, at least not on their person.

Just take their person.

[CarnalSalvation]

Originally Posted by takeahnase

Yeah, just fatter.

ahahahaha. That was awesome.

That's why I'm the Albino Gorilla!

[CarnalSalvation]

I just realized that with multiple callouses torn on both hands, my only source of fun is out the door for a couple days.

The combination of lotion and sperm tends to make them heal quicker, but when they're this large it becomes more an exercise in pain. And while I'm not opposed to that, I don't like to mix it with my pleasure.

[MatterOverMind]

CARNAL!

Originally Posted by MatterOverMind

I've got a problem. Carnal, I'm especially looking to you for help.

I can't squat for shit. The most I've squatted was 285 for 1 rep. That's some pussy shit. But I consider myself pretty strong because I can bench 285 (probably more) and I just DL'd 445.

I know I need to squat more, but do you have any other suggestions or a possible explanation?

I'm plan on starting Smolov in a few weeks.

[hunto]

Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

I just realized that with multiple callouses torn on both hands, my only source of fun is out the door for a couple days.

The combination of lotion and sperm tends to make them heal quicker, but when they're this large it becomes more an exercise in pain. And while I'm not opposed to that, I don't like to mix it with my pleasure.

Thats why they make rubber gloves....

[MatterOverMind]

Dammit! Where'd that albino gorilla go?

[MatterOverMind]

Anybody else? Any advice, comments, anything?

[kaboom187]

I'm weak so i can't give you any advice.