St. Carnal's Pub - Page 157

MatterOverMind · 10-16-2007, 12:17 AM

I apparently fart a lot in my sleep. So, once they figure that out, no reason not to do it in front of a chick when I'm awake.

Bubble Boy · 10-16-2007, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonny

No, but one time I was doing inclines and didn't notice that I forgot to add weight to one side of the bar. As I pressed up, one end tipped over and all the plates slid off, then the other side tipped over and all those plates slid off, as this was happening I let out the LOUDEST LONGEST triple octave fart in the history of breaking wind. Everyone stood and stared at me.

LMAO Sonny.

I used to care about farting and now I don't so much. I fart like crazy during my workouts. I think in general I'm probably on the stinky side of the spectrum as a man, but not too bad.
I don't care so much about it like I used to.
I kind of mini-shart on a regular basis during strenuous activity, mostly lifting related. My solution to skid marks is brown underwear.

**Sonny** · 10-16-2007, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Bubble Boy

LMAO Sonny.

I used to care about farting and now I don't so much. I fart like crazy during my workouts. I think in general I'm probably on the stinky side of the spectrum as a man, but not too bad.
I don't care so much about it like I used to.
I kind of mini-shart on a regular basis during strenuous activity, mostly lifting related. My solution to skid marks is brown underwear.

Christ, that's rugged stuff dude.

Bubble Boy · 10-16-2007, 12:54 AM

Hey bacon, does Bacon fart?
Of all the animals in my family (2 lap dogs, 2 cats, 1 turtle, 1 beta fish), only the tom cat Pluto farts. It smells worse than any human fart I have ever smelled.
He goes away and chases girls cats for days on end, brings home a bird he's killed, gorges on food and water, then lays around sleeping and farting for about 24 hours.
Then he's off again for a couple days.
What a life.

**Sonny** · 10-16-2007, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bubble Boy

Hey bacon, does Bacon fart?
Of all the animals in my family (2 lap dogs, 2 cats, 1 turtle, 1 beta fish), only the tom cat Pluto farts. It smells worse than any human fart I have ever smelled.
He goes away and chases girls cats for days on end, brings home a bird he's killed, gorges on food and water, then lays around sleeping and farting for about 24 hours.
Then he's off again for a couple days.
What a life.

I think the correct question is "does bacon ever NOT fart?" Bulldogs are stink machines.