St. Carnal's Pub - Page 156

fat_wilhelm · 10-15-2007, 11:59 PM

god, I hate jaeger.

bacon · 10-16-2007, 12:01 AM

Jaeger is NEVER a good idea for me, but Applecorn is way worse. I get belligerent on that shit.

**Sonny** · 10-16-2007, 12:03 AM

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Anyone ever shit their pants while lifting? I had a close call tonight. Stupid DayQuil-induced liquidy boo-boos.

No, but one time I was doing inclines and didn't notice that I forgot to add weight to one side of the bar. As I pressed up, one end tipped over and all the plates slid off, then the other side tipped over and all those plates slid off, as this was happening I let out the LOUDEST LONGEST triple octave fart in the history of breaking wind. Everyone stood and stared at me.

There was the NO-Xplode incident as well.

bacon · 10-16-2007, 12:06 AM

I don't fart in front of women. Ever. I'm not really sure why, I just don't. My wife has heard me fart one time in 8 years and that's because I forgot she was in the room.

MatterOverMind · 10-16-2007, 12:06 AM

Jager is nasty, but I have no problem with Jagerbombs.

Jagerbombs and Heinekin.

fat_wilhelm · 10-16-2007, 12:07 AM

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Anyone ever shit their pants while lifting?

Sort of, but not really. More like a shart. Or maybe a series of sharts leading to some unwelcome dampness. It's all a blur.

fat_wilhelm · 10-16-2007, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bacon

I don't fart in front of women. Ever. I'm not really sure why, I just don't. My wife has heard me fart one time in 8 years and that's because I forgot she was in the room.

That's very, very strange.

**Sonny** · 10-16-2007, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bacon

I don't fart in front of women. Ever. I'm not really sure why, I just don't. My wife has heard me fart one time in 8 years and that's because I forgot she was in the room.

I'm usually like that when I first start dating a woman because I'm not yet comfortable to let it rip. I recall many a night trying to hold my farts in and being in agony. To be honest though, I'm more of a belcher as opposed to a farter. My last job working with all dudes they would fart all day. I can go days without having to fart.

bacon · 10-16-2007, 12:12 AM

I don't even fart in front of my mom. I belch like a champ though.

**Sonny** · 10-16-2007, 12:14 AM

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I don't even fart in front of my mom. I belch like a champ though.

Just blame it on your dog, unless of course people can tell the difference between your "brands."