[bacon]

I could sure go for a slap and tickle right about now.

[juanlawnmower]

I just want foods.

[juanlawnmower]

Oh, and I went to the health clinic today for my puncture wound (and to resolve a ringworm issue).

"You should just keep these lotions around, you seem to be prone to these sort of things".

[bacon]

I think I just joined a softball team.

[CarnalSalvation]

My coach thinks softball, along with golf and a number of other things, is terrible.

[bacon]

I never played baseball past little league. I played softball for the first time last year. I'm fast, so I'm a pretty good outfielder/base runner, but I can't hit for shit. I usually hit a grounder just far enough to beat the throw to first. As a sport, I find it lacking and often boring, but as a hobby, it beats the shit out of scrapbooking.

[juanlawnmower]

I'm doing rugby next year. A bit too late to join now, and I don't really have any way to get to practice.

[thethirddiaz]

Fuck you, Bacon. Scrapbooking rules. Ok, maybe not.

I have a problem of doing anything less than 100% (I am able to control it while sparring) which is amplified in softball because I always try to destroy the ball usually resulting in a humiliating, soul crushing strike out

[Cap'n]

Originally Posted by juanlawnmower

I'm doing rugby next year. A bit too late to join now, and I don't really have any way to get to practice.

Good for you, you'll love it.

You'll obviously be a back, unless you're playing with a bunch of midgets.

How fast you you pump those little legs of yours?

[CarnalSalvation]

That was funny Alan.