St. Carnal's Pub - Page 124

CarnalSalvation · 10-13-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by woogie12

Where's he been anyway?

Lets just be glad he's been absent, eh?

wvboy · 10-13-2007, 10:04 AM

Nah, their just big, mean dudes. I worked for a gas company two summers ago as a junior engineer. I dreaded when I had to go out there and tell the guys they were doing something wrong. I always got the feeling that they were two seconds away from caving my skull in with a wrench. There's something about coal mines and gas wells that turn guys scary. I guess I would to if I was underground for twelve hours at a time.

CarnalSalvation · 10-13-2007, 10:09 AM

I thought the whole Southern hospitality thing was a stereotype, but either people are really friendly in the coastal South, or people in Michigan are assholes. Possibly a mixture of both.

I was in South Carolina sitting in the car, and this guy came out of a gas station and waved at me with a big smile. I was thinking "what the fuck is this guys problem?!" but I waved back anyhow. Eventually I came to realize that almost everyone was going to wave at me. I believe it was because of my gorgeous alabaster skin. I was unscorched by their dreadful Southern sun, and thus an object of great lust to the local villagers with my snowy flesh and what not.

fat_wilhelm · 10-13-2007, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

Look, he's from Michigan that's why Wilhelm is Mr CrankyPants here. Michiganders get three choices:

1. The Lions
2. The Tigers
3. The Redwings

You might like hockey more if those were your options. I just don't watch any of them and find happines that way.

You forgot the Pistons and my Wolverines. See, there's five ways by which I find happiness (or unhappiness).

CarnalSalvation · 10-13-2007, 10:37 AM

I did forget the Pistons, and so does everybody else even though they've done some ass kicking recently. You now why? Because they're from Detroit dude. Nobody in their right mind wants anything to do with actually detroit. The donut around Detroit is very shitty too, but in the opposite way.

I'd probably like De-Troi a lot better if I was any good at cold-scores with dope. But I totally look like a cop trying not to look like a cop, so I just can't get off on that one. Shittay.

thethirddiaz · 10-13-2007, 11:44 AM

My take on Southern Hospitality is that people would be more hospitable in the north if it didn't get so fucking cold here.

Carnal, I think the stuff I read on Satanism was taken fromt he Satanic Bible. It was the 9 laws, 11 rules some shit like that. I think most of it was from LaVey and some from his wife.

Funny story coming after this next set. Well, I don't know how funny, story nonetheless.

thethirddiaz · 10-13-2007, 11:53 AM

So I am determining my maxes for a few things today, specifically, pull ups. I tried using a towel and tree last night, vut I don't like it, because I can't seem to find a good branch. So today, I went to the playground down the street to find out how many I can do. Of course little kids and their grandparents and parents were there. I felt like such a creep.

"Look at the pedderass workin on his gunzorz. Someone call the cops."

Zerocrew1984 · 10-13-2007, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan Slobodin

Just did.

That's freaking awesome. Next time someone starts bitching about how "I would run, but my ankles sore" or some other sandy-vagina bullshit, I'm making them watch that video.

And I do mean "make".

Was he sore? pfffft.

fat_wilhelm · 10-13-2007, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

I did forget the Pistons, and so does everybody else even though they've done some ass kicking recently. You now why? Because they're from Detroit dude.

Of the teams you mentioned, the Pistons are the only ones who don't play in Detroit.

Red Wings: Detroit
Lions: Detroit
Tigers: Detroit
Pistons: Auburn Hills

People in the metro D area love the Pistons. Perhaps Grand Rapids is a bit different.

Diomedes · 10-13-2007, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by thethirddiaz

So I am determining my maxes for a few things today, specifically, pull ups. I tried using a towel and tree last night, vut I don't like it, because I can't seem to find a good branch. So today, I went to the playground down the street to find out how many I can do. Of course little kids and their grandparents and parents were there. I felt like such a creep.

"Look at the pedderass workin on his gunzorz. Someone call the cops."