St. Carnal's Pub - Page 1150

CarnalSalvation · 11-20-2007, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by juanlawnmower

I propose this log is renamed "the drunken stripping of bama's ex-girlfriend"

FIXED!

Look, I did what the cool kidz do! ACCEPT ME!

bacon · 11-20-2007, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

I don't see what the big deal with incest is as long as you don't inbreed. Seriously.

Awkward holiday moments?

**Sonny** · 11-20-2007, 12:56 PM

Fuck, I'm trying to find an FMA Arnis school here in Vancouver.

Barut · 11-20-2007, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Bamaispriceless

Probably great advice. We both claim none of that will go on, and honestly the odds are we will be back together soon...but It'll be hard for her to bring guys home to bang when we live in a one bedroom apt (due to our obvious state of financial affairs, we will be broke and living in one of the most expensive areas on earth). Being broke in Miami will be tough.

Juan, Im referring to going to school in Miami. The geographic location is south Florida.

She's a whore. She's always going to be a whore. If you live with her, bad shit will happen. I bet she'll be waiting at the beach to pick up refugees to take home and fuck. It's a very bad idea man.

Bamaispriceless · 11-20-2007, 12:56 PM

I think Carnal just owned me with that one. But actually she's not a loose whore, but I get the point. I have a date this Saturday, btw.

Juan, Im referring to UM. I have college payed for by my Parent's, so I can go anywhere. Now, not sure how she'd pay for college, so that could be an issue.

Bacon, yeah thats true. I wish some of you assholes would post more personal stories, I look like a bitch while yall are able to laugh at my stupidity...despite possibly having been/being the same way. Hypocrites

bacon · 11-20-2007, 12:57 PM

Carnal: "Grandma, can you pass the mashed potatoes."

Grandma: "Not until you stop fucking your sitster!"

Carnal's sister: *winks at carnal*

Carnal: *winks at grandma*

CarnalSalvation · 11-20-2007, 12:57 PM

anywhere I go fly girls will please me, east or west, college girls are easy!

This is well known.

finnegan · 11-20-2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

Dude, you join another board recently?

I'm a member of a couple other boards. How's it been?

CarnalSalvation · 11-20-2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bacon

Carnal: "Grandma, can you pass the mashed potatoes."

Grandma: "Not until you stop fucking your sitster!"

Carnal's sister: *winks at carnal*

Carnal: *winks at grandma*

You're telling me you wouldn't think about nailing your grandma if it was Susan Sarandon? Just close your eyes and think of Bull Durham.

Bamaispriceless · 11-20-2007, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Barut

She's a whore. She's always going to be a whore. If you live with her, bad shit will happen. I bet she'll be waiting at the beach to pick up refugees to take home and fuck. It's a very bad idea man.

AHAHA! That shit's mean but hilarious. And maybe true. My naiveity and lack of experience may kill me, but I have a gut feeling that things are different. She's definitely not a whore, I know from 'personal' experience. However, I get what you are saying.