St. Carnal's Pub - Page 1147

CarnalSalvation · 11-20-2007, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by juanlawnmower

Bama, taht's obviously fake.

Only people in Alabama would think that could biologically happen.

Ever been to Two Egg, Alabama?

(Real city name)

You never know, maybe he was so inbred his DNA was close enough to a dogs that they could make sterile hybrid babies.

Bamaispriceless · 11-20-2007, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by juanlawnmower

Don't hate on Sam's Club nyukkah.

My dad went to school at Spring Hill, and worked/lived in Mobile for a couple years after he graduated. He said they were the most miserable years of his life.

It's not sams club mayne, it's a store evidently opened by a man named "Sam"...and the name stuck. Very clever people there.

Not familiar with spring hill, but Im sure it sucks. Mobile also sucks. I enjoy my town/area, but Im ready to GTFO here after HS. Me and my best friend (my ex) are going to South Florida and being roommates...which will be the awesomeness. BTT, hot babes, rooming with a hot/horny girl who I like, good school, many more things to do, etc.

Bamaispriceless · 11-20-2007, 12:41 PM

WTF? I never said they successfully mated, I said he killed the dogs puppies and raped the mother. That obviously is impossible to have a human/dog mix.

CarnalSalvation · 11-20-2007, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bamaispriceless

It's not sams club mayne, it's a store evidently opened by a man named "Sam"...and the name stuck. Very clever people there.

Not familiar with spring hill, but Im sure it sucks. Mobile also sucks. I enjoy my town/area, but Im ready to GTFO here after HS. Me and my best friend (my ex) are going to South Florida and being roommates...which will be the awesomeness. BTT, hot babes, rooming with a hot/horny girl who I like, good school, many more things to do, etc.

I reckon you'll discover that this country sucks equally across state lines.

Barut · 11-20-2007, 12:41 PM

WTF is "incessed" Bama?

Barut · 11-20-2007, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

You never know, maybe he was so incessed his DNA was close enough to a dogs that they could make sterile hybrid babies.

Fixed. Bama style.

Mickey's · 11-20-2007, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bamaispriceless

It's not sams club mayne, it's a store evidently opened by a man named "Sam"...and the name stuck. Very clever people there.

Not familiar with spring hill, but Im sure it sucks. Mobile also sucks. I enjoy my town/area, but Im ready to GTFO here after HS. Me and my best friend (my ex) are going to South Florida and being roommates...which will be the awesomeness. BTT, hot babes, rooming with a hot/horny girl who I like, good school, many more things to do, etc.

5 bucks says we will be hearing how this backfired in a year from now.

Bamaispriceless · 11-20-2007, 12:43 PM

Im not sure of the proper spelling Barut, but when some strange, weird looking motherfucker (usually redneck) bangs his/her family member.

Saith · 11-20-2007, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bamaispriceless

I didn't either until I heard about the Congressman/Senator (I forget which). I have probably tapped my foot in a public bathroom without knowing it, which is scary.

About 2 months ago, I went to a HS football game that my girl was cheering at (away game for her HS), and I had a bad history in this town (think threatened with warrants for fighting, people in town hate me, etc). This place is well known in my state for their creepiness, incessedness, high rate of homosexuals, etc...and it is extremely, extremely country and redneck. Well, me and my friends go to the bathroom (we didn't wanna get jumped so we traveled in a group), and we walk in and I go in the stall (on the redneck/creepy side of the field). All 3 of us are in the bathroom, then 3 more guys walk in. These guys are rednecks. And incessed looking. As Im in the stall getting ready to whiz with my dick out (this one has a door and a regular toilet), I notice that one of the rednecks is peering over the stall, and comments "small!" quitely to his friends. I GTFO out of the stall and wait on my other 2 friends to finish up. The rednecks look at me and say "What was that about", and I say "MF'er, you just stared at my dick...what do you think it's about?". Me and my friends vowed to never go back to that town again.

Double fixt.

CarnalSalvation · 11-20-2007, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bamaispriceless

Im not sure of the proper spelling Barut, but when some strange, weird looking motherfucker (usually redneck) bangs his/her family member.

If my sister were younger, and had fewer kids, I'd hit it.