[Cap'n]

I've been drinking far too much and playing far too much Guitar Hero today.

I'm awesome

[bacon]

Guitar Hero is lame. Learn to play a real one. Good job on the drinking part.

Finn,
I think we've had this conversation before. I'm sitting here trying to image your big ass crouched behind the wheel of a black festiva having de ja voodoo.

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by Alan Goode

I've been drinking far too much and playing far too much Guitar Hero today.

I'm awesome

I just got GH 3 today, haven't played any of them, yet. I'm looking forward to the Slayer and White Zombie tracks.

[Cap'n]

Originally Posted by bacon

Guitar Hero is lame. Learn to play a real one. Good job on the drinking part.

Finn,
I think we've had this conversation before. I'm sitting here trying to image your big ass crouched behind the wheel of a black festiva having de ja voodoo.

I don't have the patience to learn how to play a real guitar. So this will do.

[Cap'n]

Originally Posted by bacon

I'm sitting here trying to image your big ass crouched behind the wheel of a black festiva having de ja voodoo.

A friend of mine owns a teal festiva. He's 6' 3" and 240lbs. Getting into the car takes him a good minute of struggling, and he has to duck his head constantly while driving. Any passengers have to practically sit on his lap to fit.

[bacon]

Learning guitar is easy.

1. Suck at playing guitar
2. Repeat step 1 until it is no longer attainable.

[Cap'n]

Originally Posted by bacon

Learning guitar is easy.

1. Suck at playing guitar
2. Repeat step 1 until it is no longer attainable.

You obviously underestimate my lack of patience

[bacon]

Originally Posted by Alan Goode

A friend of mine owns a teal festiva. He's 6' 3" and 240lbs. Getting into the car takes him a good minute of struggling, and he has to duck his head constantly while driving. Any passengers have to practically sit on his lap to fit.

Fuckin WHY?

Large men are the only excuse for the enormous Trucks and SUV's currently on the road. If you're teh huge, drive accordingly. However, if you are 5'3" and drive a hummer...get used to having your penix size questioned.

[bacon]

Originally Posted by Alan Goode

You obviously underestimate my lack of patience

Actually, don't learn guitar. EVERYONE plays guitar. Learn the Obo or the fuckin Kazoo or some shit. At least you'll be somewhat original.

[Cap'n]

Originally Posted by bacon

Fuckin WHY?

Large men are the only excuse for the enormous Trucks and SUV's currently on the road. If you're teh huge, drive accordingly. However, if you are 5'3" and drive a hummer...get used to having your penix size questioned.

He spends all his money on home theater junk, that's why