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11-19-2007, 03:25 PM
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Bibliography.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but, in practice, there is.
"Slacks are a species of bird" - Fatty's story
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11-19-2007, 03:28 PM
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By the year 2020 this will be the average kid's reaction to them:
"Take a look at these, son."
*gasps*
"What are they???"
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11-19-2007, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by bacon
Reading isn't a passive act. You read the words, then you analyze what you've just read with your unique thought process. It is very possible for two people to read the same thing and come up with two different meanings.
Watching television is a passive act that involves less brain activity than sleeping.
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That was a quote from the movie Matilda. Good movie. |
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11-19-2007, 03:32 PM
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high ductility
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Thanksgiving is at my house this year. There will be 17 extra assholes in my house over this gluttonous holiday. And won't they all be pissed to realize I don't have cable.
Boo-fucking-hoo. Looks like they'll just have to sit around and converse with one another instead of just pretending to like each other.
I'm stocking up on booze and hoping for an all out slugfest. It's like an experiment. Take away the pacifier and add alcohol...
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11-19-2007, 03:34 PM
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Make sure to release a high enough concentration of caffeine through your air system to get everyone jumpy.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but, in practice, there is.
"Slacks are a species of bird" - Fatty's story
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11-19-2007, 03:40 PM
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Boo-fucking-hoo. Looks like they'll just have to sit around and converse with one another instead of just pretending to like each other.
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That sucks. I only stay for as long as I can pretend to like the people. Which is usually just long enough to load up my plate full of food and then head for the door. |
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11-19-2007, 03:43 PM
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Sounds like fun Bacon. Hide the TV in the garage.
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Supporter of Gilbert Yvel, Cro Cop, Tim Sylvia, Heath Herring, Marcus Davis, Forrest Griffin, Dana White, and Chuck Liddell.
Saint Wilhelm's Member #0002
WAR BRAD MORRIS!
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11-19-2007, 03:45 PM
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I fucking hate getting my picture taken. I don't know why, I just hate it. I can't fake a smile worth a shit and "cheese" doesn't magically make me happy.
A few years ago, I was at the in-laws for some random fucking holiday. Queen bitch (Wife's youngest Aunt) says, "OK, time for family pictures!" I didn't move quick enough for her royal bitchness, so she says, "Bryan, it's called 'familia'". My reply was a bit offside but it left my mouth so quick I didn't have time for a proof read. "Getting together once a year and pretending the like each other isn't what I call family." She was appalled. I, for some strange reason, had no trouble at all smiling for the picture that followed.
Queen biotch decided to take a cruise with her family instead of coming to my house for Thanksgiving. She will be missed.
*scratches ass*
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11-19-2007, 03:53 PM
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You sound like a fun guy to be around during the holidays.
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11-19-2007, 03:57 PM
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I'm stocking up on booze and hoping for an all out slugfest. It's like an experiment. Take away the pacifier and add alcohol...
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That sounds like a recipe for total spontaneous combustion. Snap some pics once the fist start flying. __________________
If you don't take fish oil, you're a fucking idiot.
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