[bacon]

Originally Posted by Sonny

I drank 12 beers, then took a 20 minute break and then started drinking a shitload of wine, then finished the night with some Rye. My throat is fucked.

Ofcourse your throat is fucked, you silly bastard. You could have had a good night if you'd stuck with any one of the three. Mixing is a horrible idea. My father reinforced this rule at my brothers wedding. I was splitting time between vodka and Johnny Walker all night and he had nothing but tequila shots. By the end of the night, we were both stumbling, laughing at nothing in particular and sweaing to hang out more. But the next day, I felt like a shit sandwich and he up bright and early for breakfast.

Let that be a lesson to all of you. Pick one flavor and stay with it.

[Sonny]

Originally Posted by bacon

Ofcourse your throat is fucked, you silly bastard. You could have had a good night if you'd stuck with any one of the three. Mixing is a horrible idea. My father reinforced this rule at my brothers wedding. I was splitting time between vodka and Johnny Walker all night and he had nothing but tequila shots. By the end of the night, we were both stumbling, laughing at nothing in particular and sweaing to hang out more. But the next day, I felt like a shit sandwich and he up bright and early for breakfast.

Let that be a lesson to all of you. Pick one flavor and stay with it.

Yeah I know, but I was at a party and this chick I grew up with brought a bottle of wine over to my table so that we could "catch up" on old times. I wasn't about to turn down a drink with an old friend, and a cute one at that.

[bacon]

The chicken pot pie incident was Johnny Walker and Bud Light.


...and chicken pot pie, of course.

[woogie12]

Strangely I've never had too big of a problem mixing. As long as I chug enough water while I'm drinking I'm usually good with hangovers. It's the lack of sleep I always have when I'm drinking that kills me the next day.

[Mickey's]

Hey Bacon, how was the brother's wedding?

[bacon]

My hangovers got a lot less severe when I stopped taking shots. If I drink at my pace, which is still pretty swift, I can drink all day and all night. But if I start taking shots, you might as well start the vomit timer.

[bacon]

Originally Posted by Mickey's

Hey Bacon, how was the brother's wedding?

The wedding itself was like any other. Boring.

The reception was a blast. We all got loaded, told embarrassing stories about my brother. I really did try to kill him when we were young. Then my band played 6 songs, two of which my brother sang (badly). Then I switched to guitar, my dad stepped in on guitar, a new in-law stepped in on drums and we did "Wonderful Tonight". My brother sang that one very well.

Then we did "Total Eclipse of the Heart" (Dan Band version). "Read my Mind" (Killers) and "Beer" (Reel Big Fish). It's a weird feeling to be standing in front of a room full of people yelling "I fucking need you more, than ever" and have them sing it right back to you.

[thethirddiaz]

Where is that sig from? And what happened to the stripper? If there is anything this world needs more of, it's strippers.

[Saith]

Originally Posted by thethirddiaz

Where is that sig from? And what happened to the stripper? If there is anything this world needs more of, it's strippers.

Think about the consequences of that statement for a minute.

[thethirddiaz]

More naked chicks. I'm not seeing the downside here. Perhaps I should specify. The world needs more hot strippers.