[bacon]

I'm eating ho-made beef stew. It's so fucking good.

[woogie12]

The only reason I have a dvd player is cause I lost my license so my dates include bitches coming over and laying in my bed to watch a movie while I work them over.

[Saith]

Originally Posted by woogie12

The only reason I have a dvd player is cause I lost my license so my dates include bitches coming over and laying in my bed to watch a movie while I work them over.

Why do you need the DVD player?

[bacon]

Originally Posted by woogie12

The only reason I have a dvd player is cause I lost my license so my dates include bitches coming over and laying in my bed to watch a movie while I work them over.

Atta boy. Just remember, Deep and from the back.

[Sonny]

I fucking had a violent puke session on the weekend after mixing too much liquor and now the hangy ball thingy at the back of my throat (uvula) is fucking twice it's normal size.

[woogie12]

Bacon your sig made me giggle.

[bacon]

Originally Posted by Sonny

I fucking had a violent puke session on the weekend after mixing too much liquor and now the hangy ball thingy at the back of my throat (uvula) is fucking twice it's normal size.

Sonny has a swollen vulva.....gross. What were you mixing?

[Sonny]

Originally Posted by bacon

Sonny has a swollen vulva.....gross. What were you mixing?

I drank 12 beers, then took a 20 minute break and then started drinking a shitload of wine, then finished the night with some Rye. My throat is fucked.

[woogie12]

Ick. Were you sick?

[Sonny]

Originally Posted by woogie12

Ick. Were you sick?

That's an understatement. When I get sick off booze I'm guaranteed to throw up AT LEAST 15 times. The other night was no exception. I can actually feel that hangy ball thingy touching the back of my tongue right now.