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Old 07-24-2008, 05:23 AM   #107391 (permalink)

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Got bumped from the archives back to the training forums. I don't know why.
I see.

Are you ever gonna post the updates to the Strongest Man thread that I sent you about 2 weeks ago?
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:25 AM   #107392 (permalink)
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so you're going to have some beguiling woman, probably thieving no doubt, living in your house unwatched for hours a day??? what about when you want to wack it to some porn and she's there in the room?
Maybe she'll help. Funny thing, she was moving her shit in today and she asked me, "where do you keep your clothes and stuff?" and I pointed at the footlocker at the head of my bed... "right there." I think she was looking for a dresser.
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:26 AM   #107393 (permalink)
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I see.

Are you ever gonna post the updates to the Strongest Man thread that I sent you about 2 weeks ago?
I'm thinking about it... don't rush me. I've been busy trying to dream up new ways to shit where I eat.
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:27 AM   #107394 (permalink)
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just dont leave any wads of cash in your sock drawer...

and shouldn't your landlord had asked you about this beforehand? instead of just saying "i've got a gift for you... you know that sexy cleaning girl? yeah, she's moving in with you."
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Yeah I see that you are busy with the new lady and all.
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:31 AM   #107396 (permalink)
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just dont leave any wads of cash in your sock drawer...

and shouldn't your landlord had asked you about this beforehand? instead of just saying "i've got a gift for you... you know that sexy cleaning girl? yeah, she's moving in with you."
You're overthinking this, and thinking I have/had more privacy than I do/did. And wads of cash? shit I can't even leave spare change on the night stand with their eight year old runnin around.
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Yeah I see that you are busy with the new lady and all.
Just updated it for you big guy. Thanks for all your work on it btw. I'll try to get that shit done sooner next time.
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:38 AM   #107397 (permalink)
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Complexion? kinda like this:

though she's a little older... You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find non-porn pics on google images with the search term "mulato."
{try 2 'T's}

Sounds interesting. "Color of cafe' au lait"

This'll be interesting to follow. A ready-made relationship- 'Here I moved a woman in with you- Enjoy!'

Fucking TV was never this good....Invite Coffee-Shop to dinner with you and your new maid/lover and don't tell her......
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That cleaning lady sounds delicious. Pics.
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{try 2 'T's}

Sounds interesting. "Color of cafe' au lait"

This'll be interesting to follow. A ready-made relationship- 'Here I moved a woman in with you- Enjoy!'

Fucking TV was never this good....Invite Coffee-Shop to dinner with you and your new maid/lover and don't tell her......
Just take the cleaning lady to the coffeeshop.
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Just take the cleaning lady to the coffeeshop.
Good strategy. Women want what other women have.


It could backfire though.
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