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07-22-2008, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by zop
Housekeeper? You mean like a maid? You know what to do, these women are desperate for money!
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Yeah, like a maid... Yeah I know what to do... the kitchen's a disaster for sure next time she comes.
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Originally Posted by zop
So Urban how's the front on the love life? Whatever happened to that girl your neighbor knew or whatever?
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... what? Lets recap: there was the coffeeshop chick (long ago... haven't seen her in months), the french chick my landlord wants to hook me up with (still haven't met her), the REI chick I'm stalking and trying to impress with my amazing webbing buying skills, and now the housekeeper... which are we discussing?
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Originally Posted by Centaur
What?
OK, first.. pics or GTFO.
Well, your a mod, so maybe not.
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How does the least material person in the S&P (that I know of) have a house keeper?
What is there to "keep"?
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Pics feels like an invasion of privacy... so give me some time and we'll see.
I really don't have one, but my landlord does. There really isn't anything of mine to keep, I mean, I guess she could organize my whiskey collection and humidor... but I'd prefer she keep her theiving hands away from that shit... can't trust these people you know. __________________
Your goal in the gym should be simple: more reps performed more explosively with more weight in less time.
Find yourself in a maniac's mind: carnivorous, lusting and fulfilled by the the atrocities you commit. Be assured in your dominance. Lick your canines and incisors, and smile. Now lift.
"conditioning is to weight training what cruciferous vegetables are to diet" - King Kabuki
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07-22-2008, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by zop
You mean your wife?
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Your goal in the gym should be simple: more reps performed more explosively with more weight in less time.
Find yourself in a maniac's mind: carnivorous, lusting and fulfilled by the the atrocities you commit. Be assured in your dominance. Lick your canines and incisors, and smile. Now lift.
"conditioning is to weight training what cruciferous vegetables are to diet" - King Kabuki
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07-22-2008, 06:50 PM
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You mean your wife?
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07-22-2008, 06:52 PM
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I was kidding aboot the pics.. sorta. I wouldn't put up any of someone close to me, even if it was house keeper or whatever.
Anywho, should make things interesting. And interesting is usually good.
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"Well if sex is off the table then you should remove them as girls that want to date you. People that don't have sex aren't even really people. Not that it matters since women are things." - Ratman
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07-22-2008, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Urban
Yeah, like a maid... Yeah I know what to do... the kitchen's a disaster for sure next time she comes.
... what? Lets recap: there was the coffeeshop chick (long ago... haven't seen her in months), the french chick my landlord wants to hook me up with (still haven't met her), the REI chick I'm stalking and trying to impress with my amazing webbing buying skills, and now the housekeeper... which are we discussing?
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Yes it was the french chick from your landlord. Come on just get it over with and impregnate the girl you like that way she has no other choice but to stay with you. Or at least try and stay with you. Or just get an abortion then your screwed and back to square one. __________________
Training Log: http://sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=684651
People who are unable to motivate themselves must be content with mediocrity, no matter how impressive their other talents. Carnegie
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07-22-2008, 06:52 PM
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The Urban dating sagas, lol. I can totally relate though, Im going through a bit of a dry spell myself alot of things are not following through (although I almost got laid a few weeks ago but that doesnt make me feel better at all)
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07-22-2008, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Hans Burnett
your quick
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You should see me ejaculate. __________________
Training Log: http://sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=684651
People who are unable to motivate themselves must be content with mediocrity, no matter how impressive their other talents. Carnegie
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07-22-2008, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by zop
You should see me ejaculate.
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We've ALL seen you ejaculate... shut up about it already. __________________
Your goal in the gym should be simple: more reps performed more explosively with more weight in less time.
Find yourself in a maniac's mind: carnivorous, lusting and fulfilled by the the atrocities you commit. Be assured in your dominance. Lick your canines and incisors, and smile. Now lift.
"conditioning is to weight training what cruciferous vegetables are to diet" - King Kabuki
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07-22-2008, 06:58 PM
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lol that called for a sig change
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People who are unable to motivate themselves must be content with mediocrity, no matter how impressive their other talents. Carnegie
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07-22-2008, 06:59 PM
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Yeah, My gamelessness is funny to me. My apathy about the situation is even funnier, I mean most people would consider this a hell of a dry spell (I think early october was my last... uhh... session?), but it doesn't really bother me THAT much that I haven't gotten laid. I do wish I had more friends that weren't represented by 100x100 pics online though. But that's my life at the moment. My dog likes the housekeeper too, weird, she hates everyone that comes into the house.
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Your goal in the gym should be simple: more reps performed more explosively with more weight in less time.
Find yourself in a maniac's mind: carnivorous, lusting and fulfilled by the the atrocities you commit. Be assured in your dominance. Lick your canines and incisors, and smile. Now lift.
"conditioning is to weight training what cruciferous vegetables are to diet" - King Kabuki
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