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[fennway4414]

It boggles my mind how late you guys stay up.

[juanlawnmower]

Originally Posted by finnegan

Bama, I can't emphasize this enough: Never, ever touch a drop of alchohil. If yur do this shit sober, you'll kill yourself/ someone else when you are drinking.


Seriously. Do not drink. Ever.

Uhh.... This was quite the opposite for me.

In middle school, we used to sneak out at night onto the golf course and break into the cart shack to steal carts. We also used to throw golf balls at cars from the driving range. We just in general wreaked havoc on the golf course. I definitely regret it, it was dumb.

But then we found drugs/alcohol.

Now the only dumb thing I really do is drink and drive once in a blue moon.

[juanlawnmower]

Originally Posted by finnegan

79 looks good. Chuck bs Wanderlei alone is worth the price (if , of course, you are splitting w/ frriends). Serra bs Hughes should be entertaining.

Full card:
Matt Serra (#1 Welterweight in the World)* vs. Matt Hughes (#3 Welterweight in the World)*
-Chuck Liddell (#4 Light Heavyweight in the World)* vs. Wanderlei Silva (#5 Light Heavyweight in the World)*
-Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou vs. Lyoto Machida
-Dean Lister vs. Jordan Radev
-Rich Clementi vs. Melvin Guillard
-Roan Carneiro vs. Tony DeSouza
-Nate Mohr vs. Manny Gamburyan
-Doug Evans vs. Mark Bocek
-Eddie Sanchez vs. Soa Palalei

The upper 5 fights and the Mohr-Manny fight are all going to be solid. This is the best card since 73.

[juanlawnmower]

Originally Posted by Bamaispriceless

MMA is starting to get boring, K1 is my new fav (when I can get it). I have always enjoyed striking alot more anyway, but MMA is still hella fun to train in.

Erneesstttoooo Hooost!

Never any love for Kaman or Aerts around here.

Kaman was sooooo much better than Hoost. Here's their fight in either 90 or 91, which was considered one of teh best fights ever in Holland. He also beat Hoost in 86 under WKA rules. Remember, Kaman always trained in Muay Thai, wasn't just a Kickboxer like HOOST.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbNqTE1N8iQ

Here's a sweet HL of Mr. Low Kick (Kaman)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vCm7Hh1IWE

Granted, I'm also soooo biased towards Kaman, since he trained us for a bit this summer.

[Donut62]

Kaman is the absolute shit. Class act all the way, always makes me sad to watch his last fight with Ignashov when he knows he lost but got the decision and he gives the trophy to Iggy saying he doesn't deserve it.

Speaking of Ignashov, what a waste of talent. Someone needs to go drag him out of the gutter and get him into rehab.

[juanlawnmower]

Yeah, how can you not love a guy with the calibur of moustaches Kaman had/has?

[Cap'n]

Andy Souwer...

K-1 MAX is where it's at

[takeahnase]

Hilarious thread:

Female circumcision a problem in Britain

Initial post (depth) and Das Uberdog's reply

depth:

Female circumcision a problem in Britain
The current state of Londonistan:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070710/...e_circumcision

LONDON - Female genital mutilation, commonly associated with parts of Africa and the Middle East, is becoming a growing problem in Britain despite efforts to stamp it out. London's Metropolitan Police, Britain's largest police force, hopes a campaign beginning on Wednesday will highlight that the practice is a crime here.

To make their point, police are offering a $40,000 reward for information leading to Britain's first prosecution for female genital mutilation, Detective Chief Superintendent Alastair Jeffrey said.

In Britain, the problem mostly involves first-generation immigrants from Africa and the Middle East.

Police say they don't have comprehensive statistics about the number of victims. But midwife Comfort Momoh, who specializes in treating them at London hospitals and clinics and who works with police, told the news conference she treats 400 to 500 victims every year.

Arranging or carrying out the procedure — in Britain or abroad — is a criminal offense punishable by up to 14 years in prison, but no one has been prosecuted since it was banned under British law in 2003, Jeffrey said. Police estimate up to 66,000 girls in Britain face the risk of genital mutilation.

"The timing of this campaign is for one good reason: so we can get in before the summer holidays, a time when young girls are taken abroad and subjected to genital mutilation," he told a news conference Tuesday.

Mutilated infants, girls and women face irreversible lifelong health risks — both physically and mentally, according to UNICEF and other charity groups.

Authorities believe the number of genital mutilation cases peaks in the summer, because the extended school vacation gives girls more time to recover — thereby making it easier for those responsible to cover up their actions.

Female genital mutilation usually involves the removal of the clitoris and other parts of female genitalia. Those who practice it say it tames a girl's sexual desire and maintains her honor.

It is practiced by Muslims and Christians alike, deeply rooted in the Nile Valley region and parts of sub-Saharan African, and is also done in Yemen and Oman. Through migration, the practice has spread to Western countries like Britain.

U.S. federal law specifically bans the practice.

Between 100 million and 140 million women are believed to have been subjected to the practice in Africa and an additional 3 million girls face the threat of female genital mutilation every year, according to UNICEF.

Detective Inspector Carol Hamilton, who has been investigating the practice since 2004, said some immigrants in Britain may bring practitioners from their home country to mutilate several children because it is cheaper.

She said children not only suffer terrible physical injuries, but can also be left emotionally scarred.

Salimata Badji-Knight was mutilated when she was 4 years old in her native Senegal.

Now married and living in London, she fears she may not be able to have children because of the procedure. She hopes that by sharing her experiences she can prevent parents from subjecting their daughters to similar abuse.

"Why do they need to go and mutilate a young innocent person without her knowing what is going to happen, just for culture?" Badji-Knight said. "It does not add up for me."

Somali-born supermodel Waris Dirie survived a traditional form of the practice that kills hundreds of girls each year.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy is set to present the "Chevalier de la Legion d'honneur" to her on Thursday for her work as a leading critic of female genital mutilation, which has seen her tour parts of Africa to speak out against the practice.

das:

The current state of Depth:

PARENT'S BASEMENT - Greasy teenage masturbation, commonly associated with parts of the attic and shower, is becoming a growing problem in Depth's Parent's Basement despite efforts to stamp it out. The Basement Area Metropolitan Parents, The Basement's only parents force, hopes a campaign beginning on Wednesday will highlight that the practice is a crime here.

To make their point, parents are offering a PS3/Xbox related reward for information leading to The Basement's first prosecution for illegal pocket pooling, Detective Chief Superintendent Depth's Mother said.

In The Basement, the problem mostly involves annoying zit-covered crypto-racist douchebags.

Parents say they don't have comprehensive statistics about the number of incidents. But porn-actress Bridget the Midget, who specializes in fulfilling Depth's warped fantasies and who works with parents regarding excessive masturbation issues, told the news conference she has been ejaculated to by Depth over sixteen billion times.

Arranging or carrying out the procedure — in The Basement or anywhere else in the household — is a criminal offense punishable by up to 14 days of grounding, but no one has been prosecuted since it was banned around the onsent of Depth's puberty in 2003, Depth's Father said. Parents estimate up to 66,000 midgets on the Internet face the risk of being masturbated to.

"The timing of this campaign is for one good reason: so we can get in before the summer holidays, a time when Depth really cranks it up a notch when it comes to roughing up the suspect," he told a news conference Tuesday.

Infants, girls and women who are masturbated to by Depth face irreversible lifelong health risks — both physically and mentally, according to UNICEF and other charity groups.

Authorities believe the number of masturbation cases peaks in the summer, because the extended school vacation gives Depth more time to recover — thereby making it easier for him to cover up his actions.

Depth's masturbation routine usually involves inserting a carrot into his rectum while listening to the Mein Kampf audiobook, then repeated fondling of the genetalia until he emits his corrupted seed.

[Bamaispriceless]

Man, I gotta start throwing that low kick more at the end of my combos. I hardly ever use that anymore.