Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubble Boy
HA!!!
Nice reference there you old codger.
|
I had a buddy once who thought he was into swinging. He figured an open marriage meant him getting laid by whatever he wanted. Problem was, he was no longer the cooze-hound he thought he was, while women can always get laid. So I go over there, "Yeah man, Liz is at Jerry and Rachels right now..." me- 'She really went?' (to go swing) -him- 'Yeah, its really cool. She's probably in bed with them right now.'
Bad part was he was really trying to convince himself that it was 'cool, and 'killer', and not 'cuckolding'. Really tried to make it sound enviable. I remembered the phrase 'Wears the horns' and imagined horn buds on his forehead- no WAY am I sharing with anybody.