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Speaking of accidents while goggling the womenz, I saw a dude on rollerblades in Newport Beach crash into a wall while staring at this girl in tight, pink shorts. He was hauling ass, then saw her and slowed up to stay behind. He must have stopped paying attention because he bounced a couple times off the side wall, culminating in a final hard bounce that knocked him off his feet. Walkman (this was a while ago) went flying, breaking in several hundred pieces.
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"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked."
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