[Barut]

Bama, as far as trying to kill a healthy whitetail with a knife goes...I wouldn't try it and I'm easily 3 times manlier than you are. Even a small deer would fuck you up.

I killed a nice buck once with a knife after a pickup had drilled it in front of my parents house. Its back was broken and it was more of a battle than I would like to admit. I couldn't shoot due to proximity to a state highway.

[Barut]

Originally Posted by Standard

I still don't know how he can put a guy out wihtout an arm in the way he did, i've tried it a few times with no luck as i have to pike my body too much to get my shoulder to squeeze the other side

Having front delts the size of grapefruits helps.

[Cap'n]

Deer = stronger than you, Bama.

[Bamaispriceless]

Originally Posted by Barut

Are you guys 11-1 though?

*Stares down adversary*

That is actually true, nothing special about that. Alot of gym's in our area are shit and throw their inexperienced fighters against our guys who are very experienced.

[Sonny]

I'm built a lot like Monson just with a lot more body fat and less muscle mass.

[Bamaispriceless]

Originally Posted by Barut

Bama, as far as trying to kill a healthy whitetail with a knife goes...I wouldn't try it and I'm easily 3 times manlier than you are. Even a small deer would fuck you up.

I killed a nice buck once with a knife after a pickup had drilled it in front of my parents house. Its back was broken and it was more of a battle than I would like to admit. I couldn't shoot due to proximity to a state highway.

Actually Barut, you are currently 4 times more manlier according these things:

You are stronger than me
You have fucked more bitches
You currently have more education
You have more money

However, I see what you are trying to say. I think I'd probably get cut up bad from the antlers.

[Standard]

Originally Posted by Barut

Are you guys 11-1 though?

Nah our clubs records are no where near that after the last tourny, bunch of guys with 1 month experiance grappling maybe 3 times into a beginner tourny with guys who trained for a year 4 -5 times a week, wasn't good.

[Standard]

Most wild animals anywhere near our size would destroy us if we had no weapons

[Cap'n]

Originally Posted by Sonny

I'm built a lot like Monson just with a lot more body fat and less muscle mass.

so basically you're like a human sized meatball?

[Bamaispriceless]

Originally Posted by Standard

I still don't know how he can put a guy out wihtout an arm in the way he did, i've tried it a few times with no luck as i have to pike my body too much to get my shoulder to squeeze the other side

Yeah, that is ridiculous how he did that. As Anal said, he is a God of Jiujitsu.