[Bamaispriceless]

Bwahaha! Thats all pretty damn funny. It would be hilarious if I broke the dam, I would be a legend.

Right now, I'm hitting in the 12 pullup range, hoping to increase soon. As far as a pullup bar for your challenge, my subdivision in .8 miles long, so 2.5 is 2 miles. I'd just run it there. The run is hilly as heck (I'm talking about the main hill being one of the steepest things you can imagine), but that will just make me better.

My Tire isn't 700lbs, probably much more like 500lbs. I should be able to call around and get a free keg, but who knows...if I was you I'd definitely buy a full one and drink all of it. I plan on doing my thievery under the cover of darkness, because the workers are all over it during the day.

My Church group already hates me, so I wouldn't be suprised if they are planning my execution right now for hitting their deacon and best singer. Luckily, my AR-15 > Pitchforks.

[woogie12]

Black sheep.

[Bamaispriceless]

I'm used to it. Alot of them thought I was crazy when I started taking MMA.

[woogie12]

Fuck the haters. And fuck bitches, get money.

[Bamaispriceless]

^word.

[Bamaispriceless]

I wish I could talk hip like Woogie, I just can't pull it off. So I dous (sp?) all my talk with "man" and "dude" to liven it up a bit.

[woogie12]

Douse. And it's from having been friends with people from many different cultures. (Potheads, black people, people from NY, philly people, people who love rap, etc.) It all kinda turned me into a melting pot.

[Bamaispriceless]

OK, let me try.

Yo homie, there is a "murph challenge" that we all need to hit up. I want my dawgs competing in it, yo.

[mschatz]

slang sucks. talk normal.

[Bamaispriceless]

^ Yeeeeaaaahhhhh Booooiiiiii!!!!!!!1