Kangaroo Boxing - 「Foz' Strength and Power Log」

[Fozzy]

i'm pretty sure someone was injecting my ass with steroids when I pulled that, don't worry.

~Foz

[BreezerD]

Foz foz foz

[Fozzy]

yes yes yes?

~Foz

[BreezerD]

Foz moz doz

[Fozzy]

wtf does that mean.

I want to log what a odd night I had.

Saturday June 20th - 1am

Went out for a mates 21st. We went and ate indian food. I sat down randomly and ended up getting a seat next to a BEAUTIFULLY STUNNING girl, with HUGE knockers. Chatted on and off over the night, quickly realising I have absolutely nothing in fucking common with chemical engineering students, once again. Anyway after more talking and innuendo, I find out she has a 'boyfriend' who she just met recently over exam period (we are still doing exams now, so over the last 2-3 weeks). I ask her, so is he your boyfriend or not and i get he's not my boyfriend yet.

Talked more on and off, chick cannot maintain a conversation as she is drunk and tipsy off 2 drinks. End of the night comes, ask her for her number and said 'I know you have a "boyfriend" (i did the quoting hand things), but I would like your number anyway because I want to get to know you'. Got the 'oh yeah, sure... we can hang out in a group and do stuff' (she knows ALOT of my mutual friends, as my best friends girlfiend is a chemical engineer, and so are most of his/her friends).

So essentially i got shot down, and it was shit.

Then I got to ride in a stretch limousine hummer. Which was good.

Then we went to a club. and everyone was drinking but i have fucking japanese to study over the next few days (exam wednesday morning at 8am, ugh), so I didnt have any drinks and left at 12. So now it's 1:15am, I am noticeably lacking booty, and am about to eat something and go to bed.

fuck. someone buy me a hooker or something, i don't care anymore, if it doesn't get some use soon it'll fall off.

~Foz

[BreezerD]

your error was saying "I know you have a 'boyfriend', but"

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[Fozzy]

well she kept raving on about her 'non pseudo boyfriend' lol

atleast i rode in a hummer limo with hot bitches.

~Foz

[ghostwipe]

If a girl talks a lot about her boyfriend, it can mean that she is starting to like you.

[Fozzy]

she didn't talk about him much. She mentioned him a few times over dinner (mates 21st dinner i was sitting next to her)

She was a bit of a ditz, but very hot. She was one of those, whenever someone was talking to her, she would like get distracted by something and lose concentration, kinda girls. I don't think it helped that she was drunk off 1 corona and 1 glass of champers.

~Foz

[MIDMOBOX]

Next time

"heres my number in case thing don't work out with him or you need something"

chicks dig it when you put the ball in their court. Then try to bang one of there friends.