Anarkix becoming a BEAST! (Lifting, Diet, MMA) - Page 12

Anarkix · 03-31-2008, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ahab

I know one Abercrombie model that only does jogging, eats nothing, and weighs about 110 lbs @ 5'6" (and is a general self centered douche).

I saw him get beaten up by a girl. Technically it is my job to do stop things like that.... but it was just too awesome. I later gave the girl 2 bottles of wine for doing that. If I had done that I would've gone to jail.

The cops laughed when the model wanted to press charges. She is 5'4"....

This reminded me of a wonderful story, BTW.

Oh and BONUS, this HELLA reminded me of probably the funniest relationship I've ever witnessed first hand. I met this chick like a year ago, fine as HELL, literally comparable with any 10 you've ever seen, maybe 115 lbs 5"5 or so. Anyways, naturally I had to meet her. After I met her I had to get to know her. Turned out she had a boyfriend who went to my school (she didn't). Obviously I didn't give a damn (noone at my school messes with me, kinda nice), so I went in for it. We kinda hooked up, stayed talkin for a while, whatever. Then they start having relationship problems (clearly cause of me, lol) and I see this guy for the first time when he's harassing her through her window at her work (the movies). I just sit back and watch as he really pours his heart out into this little window for SUPER long (I kinda giggled, I have no empathy in situations I benefit this much from) and it's obvious that it's creating problems for her, the people trying to buy tickets and really everyone nearby. Now bear in mind, this is a big ass dude. I don't mean tall. He's like 5'6", but he's BIG. Like trunk status, a lot of fat but decent mass too. Anyways, he has his face crammed through this little window and after a while she gets sick of it and BLASTS him in the face with her walkie talkie. He starts crying and walks away. If this was the end of the story, I wouldn't have bothered to tell it. Between then and when me and the chick eventually stopped talking (yes I hit it, multiple times for those wondering), I saw her punch him, give him a black eye, one time even STAB him in the face with a KEY in the school parking lot. Damn, not really a moral to this story, but it was some of the funniest (looking) shit I have seen in my life.

vince89 · 03-31-2008, 10:45 PM

You are a stallion. A potent steed.

Tamil · 03-31-2008, 10:49 PM

Crazy people = worse than fire. True story. They (girl and ex) both sound a bit crazy.

Anarkix · 03-31-2008, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tamil

Crazy people = worse than fire. True story. They (girl and ex) both sound a bit crazy.

Nah the guys just a little bitch really. Apparently he knew I was bangin his girl way longer than I thought, and never confronted me. I mean he's in my weight training class this year, shit lol.

And yeah the chick was just plain nuts, I mean who really stabs people in the face these days... Was a shame too. I still think about how amazing the things we did together were... if you get me. Oh well, there'll be more sane ones that are just as fine in college!

And wow. My dad made a pizza (***got) knowing full well what I was doing with my diet. Maybe he did this to tempt me, idk. I had to take a bite, a half slice actually. Chewed it up and made myself spit it out RIGHT before I was about to swallow, cause that would seriously mess up the whole purpose of keto right about now, which I think my body's just getting used to. Anyways, had to bust out a tub of vanilla to see what I was in for, about to take my first sip... Tastes like whack ice cream. BUT it still tastes like ice cream. And thus I think this 28 days, or now 25 days, will go by easy peasy.

**hunto** · 04-01-2008, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Anarkix

And wow. My dad made a pizza (***got) knowing full well what I was doing with my diet. Maybe he did this to tempt me, idk. I had to take a bite, a half slice actually. Chewed it up and made myself spit it out RIGHT before I was about to swallow, cause that would seriously mess up the whole purpose of keto right about now, which I think my body's just getting used to. Anyways, had to bust out a tub of vanilla to see what I was in for, about to take my first sip... Tastes like whack ice cream. BUT it still tastes like ice cream. And thus I think this 28 days, or now 25 days, will go by easy peasy.

You own a house and support your parents?

Anarkix · 04-01-2008, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by hunto

You own a house and support your parents?

My dad's just a pot smoking hippie who didn't do anything with his life, and I don't know my mom. When you make a pizza just to get your kid off a diet, that kid has a right to call you a ***got.

Imo.

Anarkix · 04-01-2008, 01:31 AM

Gonna add a new goal on grip strength just because this grip training shit is ridiculous. I've squeezed the squeezy things before, but nothing like this...

Anyone got any advice on how to train grip effectively?

Just did (each hand):

1x10 - 100 lbs
1x3 - 200 lbs (cannot close 200 lbs with either hand)

oxcart · 04-01-2008, 03:56 AM

In your 'relationship' story, I can't work out who I like least.

- you; going after a girl you knew was with someone
- him; for not stabbing you when he found out what you were doing
- her; for going behind his back

oxcart · 04-01-2008, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Anarkix

My dad's just a pot smoking hippie who didn't do anything with his life, and I don't know my mom. When you make a pizza just to get your kid off a diet, that kid has a right to call you a ***got.

Imo.

You can't simply say 'no' to a bit of pizza, and *he's* the ***got?

blakethemus · 04-01-2008, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Anarkix

This reminded me of a wonderful story, BTW.

Oh and BONUS, this HELLA reminded me of probably the funniest relationship I've ever witnessed first hand. I met this chick like a year ago, fine as HELL, literally comparable with any 10 you've ever seen, maybe 115 lbs 5"5 or so. Anyways, naturally I had to meet her. After I met her I had to get to know her. Turned out she had a boyfriend who went to my school (she didn't). Obviously I didn't give a damn (noone at my school messes with me, kinda nice), so I went in for it. We kinda hooked up, stayed talkin for a while, whatever. Then they start having relationship problems (clearly cause of me, lol) and I see this guy for the first time when he's harassing her through her window at her work (the movies). I just sit back and watch as he really pours his heart out into this little window for SUPER long (I kinda giggled, I have no empathy in situations I benefit this much from) and it's obvious that it's creating problems for her, the people trying to buy tickets and really everyone nearby. Now bear in mind, this is a big ass dude. I don't mean tall. He's like 5'6", but he's BIG. Like trunk status, a lot of fat but decent mass too. Anyways, he has his face crammed through this little window and after a while she gets sick of it and BLASTS him in the face with her walkie talkie. He starts crying and walks away. If this was the end of the story, I wouldn't have bothered to tell it. Between then and when me and the chick eventually stopped talking (yes I hit it, multiple times for those wondering), I saw her punch him, give him a black eye, one time even STAB him in the face with a KEY in the school parking lot. Damn, not really a moral to this story, but it was some of the funniest (looking) shit I have seen in my life.

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Originally Posted by Anarkix

Nah the guys just a little bitch really. Apparently he knew I was bangin his girl way longer than I thought, and never confronted me. I mean he's in my weight training class this year, shit lol.

And yeah the chick was just plain nuts, I mean who really stabs people in the face these days... Was a shame too. I still think about how amazing the things we did together were... if you get me. Oh well, there'll be more sane ones that are just as fine in college!

And wow. My dad made a pizza (***got) knowing full well what I was doing with my diet. Maybe he did this to tempt me, idk. I had to take a bite, a half slice actually. Chewed it up and made myself spit it out RIGHT before I was about to swallow, cause that would seriously mess up the whole purpose of keto right about now, which I think my body's just getting used to. Anyways, had to bust out a tub of vanilla to see what I was in for, about to take my first sip... Tastes like whack ice cream. BUT it still tastes like ice cream. And thus I think this 28 days, or now 25 days, will go by easy peasy.

Anyone smell Bama V2.0 ?

Emo teen, girl problems. He says hella and disrespects his family.