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Old 03-30-2007, 09:45 AM   #1 (permalink)

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Your opinion on prostitutes

I have a friend who's been heart-broken over some girl for almost three years. Geez thats a long ass time. He's can't advance on girls anymore because of this loss or some shit. He's still a virgin and can't seem to get any. He's almost 22 now and he says if he doesn't get laid before 23 or 24, he's gonna resort to getting a hooker.

I personally think its a waste of money. I told him that it would be easier to just go to a party and bag a drunk chick. But he hates going to frat parties or clubs. I don't know, I guess it makes sense if you're rich and lazy, but he's just a college kid.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:51 AM   #2 (permalink)

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Eh, they aren't my cup of tea but I'm not going to knock anybody for using them. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

I agree, bagging a drunk chick at a party/bar/club is much easier.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Alot can happen in 2-3 years, he'll probably get laid by some other means.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:54 AM   #4 (permalink)

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Hmmm... yea hookers sound like a great idea. Money, STDs, good times...

As a friend, you should force him to go out with you - introduce him to single gals etc.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I would say this is a bad idea, but it could go either way. It would suck for him to not develop any game and resort to hookers for the rest of his life. But it also might just be the boost he needs to get some. I wouldn't risk it, though. Can't you set him up with something more normal?
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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if you get caught with a hooker too i think in alot of states you have to register as a sex offender. no way thats worth it.

hook him up with some nerdy girl, or tell him to go on myspace on a friday night at like 11pm and see whos online. who ever is online isnt going to have shit going on and he should feel comfy around them.
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:45 AM   #7 (permalink)

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Hookers. Yuk.
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:50 AM   #8 (permalink)

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Depends.
Is it a crack-whore with AIDS, or more of a classy prostitute?
In Amsterdam i.e, they are proffesional, hot as hell, and will be the best fuck of your life.

I think he needs it.
He wont need to worry about nervousness, or anything. The prostitute will take the time it needs.
The clue is to find someone who enjoy their work, and will give him an experience he`ll never forget.
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:52 AM   #9 (permalink)

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I would say this is a bad idea, but it could go either way. It would suck for him to not develop any game and resort to hookers for the rest of his life. But it also might just be the boost he needs to get some. I wouldn't risk it, though. Can't you set him up with something more normal?
As long as he decides just to do it once to get it flowing, it might be all he needs. He`ll be hooked.
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:04 AM   #10 (permalink)

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Hookers are ok, i had tons in my life.

Of course one must choose well.
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