[BigB0SS]

Originally Posted by Volund

First day of class at lunch in 7th grade

Telling all my friends how hot the teacher was and that I would bend her over her desk and give it to her raw.

She was standing behind me.

you should have looked her dead in the eye and said "well? how about it?"

[GunnyHighway]

Originally Posted by BigB0SS

you should have looked her dead in the eye and said "well? how about it?"

Actually I don't see no shame on that either, he was honest, skip the bullshit, go right up to a woman , and say I want to fuck you

[Volund]

Originally Posted by BigB0SS

you should have looked her dead in the eye and said "well? how about it?"

I probably should have, but by the time I turned around she was speed walking to the cafeteria exit. haha

I spent most of that year looking at the wall, in trouble.

[KicDaKitty]

Originally Posted by Screwtape73

Two good looking, young X-ray techs giggling in the back after each picture. (I was having my lower back examined) I know they saw the outline of my junk. Hey, it was cold in there!

lol you can't see the penis on an xray so they were laughing at something else.

[The MMaster]

Originally Posted by markulous

Also there was the time I tried out for the football team in my sophmore year in high school. I never worked out or excericized so I was just a tall skinny guy with no muscles. I do the squats and all I can do is three of them(I think it was like 220lbs). Then as I go to do the bench press the spotter guy looks away as soon I start and I can't even do one(it was like 170lbs) and the thing slowly falls on my chest and the guy looks back a few seconds later and says, "Oh shit!" and helps me put it back up. After we did that my legs started getting stiff from the squats and I couldn't really walk very well or continue any excercizes so I just went to my car and left.

This sounds devastating, really.

[The MMaster]

Originally Posted by magicman531

im gonna have to degay this thread a little now:

You're lame for not knowing where this quote came from, and don't pretend like you knew all along.

[KicDaKitty]

I think I may have to post a pic of 2 men kissing to degay it a little more.

[magicman531]

Originally Posted by magicman531

well i had no clue, havent seen the movie

Originally Posted by GracieMMABarra

haha , I wish the quick draw up there didn't say anything now

Originally Posted by The MMaster

You're lame for not knowing where this quote came from, and don't pretend like you knew all along.

You're an idiot for not reading the thread before responding.

And that fat guy with the whiteman's fro is not funny in the least bit. His movies suck ass.

[KicDaKitty]

[Palakol]

well, i almost had sex with a man. haha