[Feb 2007]

Talking to a girl, laugh, snot comes right out of my nose. The joy.

The haircut I used to have.

Coming to school wearing short as hell shorts because I couldnt find pants. And I was wearing socks and shoes.

[Screwtape73]

Two good looking, young X-ray techs giggling in the back after each picture. (I was having my lower back examined) I know they saw the outline of my junk. Hey, it was cold in there!

[magicman531]

Originally Posted by Screwtape73

Two good looking, young X-ray techs giggling in the back after each picture. (I was having my lower back examined) I know they saw the outline of my junk. Hey, it was cold in there!

obviously that's the only thing they could have been laughing at

[BigD66]

Originally Posted by Tom Kazanski

The first time I had sex.

Yep, gotta go with that too

[Abysmal]

Originally Posted by jorar

when i was 18 my ex's mom was always working and the house was always alone, i used to be there everyday eating their food and watching their movies, well one day her mom came home and we where watching a movie, she was super friendly all the time and said "hey jorar good to see you both lets eat"

we sit to eat and we were talking random stuff,and all of a sudden she goes "oh by the way are you two having sex?" i started to choke i dont know for how long it was but when i was finally ok i raise my eyes and her mom is staring at me and my girl is looking at her plate, nobody said anything for like 7 minutes

Haha, I recall you telling this story a few times in the past. Always reminded me of something that happened to me when I was 16. The girl I was messing around with came from a very religious family. Very uncomfortable to be around them because you had to watch everything you did or they would go on rants about sinning and stuff. Well one day we were sitting in their living room playing Mortal Kombat on the old ass Sega Genesis. Out of nowhere her mother pokes her head into the room and says "So are you sucking his fucking dick yet?" I was so shocked I didn't know what to do so I just kept playing, acting like I didn't hear what she said. My gf at the time gave her a hateful look but neither of us said anything. Needless to say, for the next year we were together I wasn't able to look at her mother for fear of what she might say or do next.

[BigB0SS]

pissed myself in the 1st grade and sold it as Ice Cream melting from my bookbag and spilling on me. Ran the hell home as soon as I could.

[murdock00]

One time I got roaring drunk down in panama city with my girlfriend and a friend of her families. I had a stitched up finger from gettin hurt at work that wasnt completely healed and apparently in my drunken stumbling I left bloody hand/finger prints all over their condo. Scared the shit out of them when they woke up so I heard.

When we got back to our condo sometime during the night I decided the toilet was to far of a walk so I just pulled down my shorts and pissed all over the bed. I mean all fucking over it. My girlfriend wasnt in the bed at the time thank god, b/c even though I woulda felt bad for pissing on her Im sure I woulda laughed, which I imagine is prolly the worst thing you can do after pissing on someone. Now I had been with this girl for a while so that in itself wasnt a huge deal. Embarrassing yes, but something I couldve laughed off. What was a big deal however was that her fucking parents were sharing the condo with us.

Moral of the story, never...EVER get drunk with or around your girlfriends family. It will NOT end well. Seems common sense now but back then that little fact of life got learned the hard way.

[jorar]

Originally Posted by Abysmal

Haha, I recall you telling this story a few times in the past. Always reminded me of something that happened to me when I was 16. The girl I was messing around with came from a very religious family. Very uncomfortable to be around them because you had to watch everything you did or they would go on rants about sinning and stuff. Well one day we were sitting in their living room playing Mortal Kombat on the old ass Sega Genesis. Out of nowhere her mother pokes her head into the room and says "So are you sucking his fucking dick yet?" I was so shocked I didn't know what to do so I just kept playing, acting like I didn't hear what she said. My gf at the time gave her a hateful look but neither of us said anything. Needless to say, for the next year we were together I wasn't able to look at her mother for fear of what she might say or do next.

hahaha oh my god didnt see that one coming

[Volund]

First day of class at lunch in 7th grade

Telling all my friends how hot the teacher was and that I would bend her over her desk and give it to her raw.

She was standing behind me.

[GunnyHighway]

Walking through the hospital naked looking for a bowl to throw up in, I had food poisoning and when your that sick you don't give a fuck on how you look, the other doctors were called into emergency