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07-12-2008, 08:17 PM
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when i was 18 my ex's mom was always working and the house was always alone, i used to be there everyday eating their food and watching their movies, well one day her mom came home and we where watching a movie, she was super friendly all the time and said "hey jorar good to see you both lets eat"
we sit to eat and we were talking random stuff,and all of a sudden she goes "oh by the way are you two having sex?" i started to choke i dont know for how long it was but when i was finally ok i raise my eyes and her mom is staring at me and my girl is looking at her plate, nobody said anything for like 7 minutes
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07-12-2008, 08:28 PM
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she actually gave me a blowjob at the start of the  movie
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Originally Posted by magicman531
Sounds like an invite to a mother/daughter threesome.
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that wasnt the impression i got  __________________
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Its not PRIDE or the UFC its the fighters and whos night it is. -Phil Baroni -
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07-12-2008, 09:05 PM
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When I was 16 I got really really drunk and went to my boyfriends house and passed out on their couch and also puked all over it. I passed out and woke up to his mom, grandma, sister and brother looking over me. Then I passed out again and when I woke up in the morning I was wearing his 6 year old brothers pajamas.... I had puked all over my clothes and had no recollection of putting on his brothers GI Joe shirt and pants. My bf told me him and his mom [who I had never met prior to this incident] had put that on me.
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07-12-2008, 09:06 PM
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you are a classy lady  __________________
Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
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07-12-2008, 09:07 PM
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When I was 16 I got really really drunk and went to my boyfriends house and passed out on their couch and also puked all over it. I passed out and woke up to his mom, grandma, sister and brother looking over me. Then I passed out again and when I woke up in the morning I was wearing his 6 year old brothers pajamas.... I had puked all over my clothes and had no recollection of putting on his brothers GI Joe shirt and pants. My bf told me him and his mom [who I had never met prior to this incident] had put that on me.
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well at least you made an epic first impression, im sure they wont forget you __________________
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07-12-2008, 09:08 PM
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I have also encounterd the family member asking me if I am having sex with their little girl
the older brother in a Kurdish family, luckily I spoted his younger borther (a mate of mine) ROFL so I got that he was jokingly playing the arab/muslim honourkiling borther part. to perfection I might add
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Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
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07-12-2008, 09:15 PM
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When I was 16 I got really really drunk and went to my boyfriends house and passed out on their couch and also puked all over it. I passed out and woke up to his mom, grandma, sister and brother looking over me. Then I passed out again and when I woke up in the morning I was wearing his 6 year old brothers pajamas.... I had puked all over my clothes and had no recollection of putting on his brothers GI Joe shirt and pants. My bf told me him and his mom [who I had never met prior to this incident] had put that on me.
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were you completely naked underneath? if so, i'd fear that i had been taken advantage of |
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07-12-2008, 09:16 PM
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This one time i went to the restroom at a department store and for some reason i kept looking at the floor instead of looking ahead of me. I was going to the stall at the end, when I almost bumped into someone, still looking at the floor mind you. I apologized and moved the the left to let him pass but he moves in my direction, i move to the other side and the fucker moves in the same direction as me. I get pissed off and when i look up, there was a goddamn mirror. Luckily there wasn't anyone there  |
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07-12-2008, 09:16 PM
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Middle of dinner last week at my girlfriends house she mentions to her parents how much she missed me (I stayed in town during summer break, she went home) and then her dad goes "Oh, were you just pining for his penis?"
I actually thought about offing myself right there with the steak knife.
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anybody who uses the word "pining" should be shot. i guess it's neat that her dad is a lewd pervert. |
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