[magicman531]

Magicman531 is this you?

[anaconda]

Originally Posted by KicDaKitty

lol that one made me crack up

yeah it was pretty funny in retrospect, although I did have a big welt on my head to explain for a while haha.

[KicDaKitty]

Originally Posted by magicman531

Magicman531 is this you?

I expect you to look completely different

[magicman531]

Originally Posted by KicDaKitty

I expect you to look completely different

well it's not really me

[KicDaKitty]

Originally Posted by magicman531

well it's not really me

Oh okay, I always expected you to look something like this

[jorar]

when i was 18 my ex's mom was always working and the house was always alone, i used to be there everyday eating their food and watching their movies, well one day her mom came home and we where watching a movie, she was super friendly all the time and said "hey jorar good to see you both lets eat"

we sit to eat and we were talking random stuff,and all of a sudden she goes "oh by the way are you two having sex?" i started to choke i dont know for how long it was but when i was finally ok i raise my eyes and her mom is staring at me and my girl is looking at her plate, nobody said anything for like 7 minutes

[texas1willy2]

In high school I decided to ride a street bike across the practice football field to show off. I got in the middle of the field and got all over the throttle lost control and wiped out in front of a hundred or so kids. Fortunately I got up and got the bike started before any of the teachers could get over to me.

[BayAreaGuy]

Most the most embrassing moment but but I was at the grocies this past week and when I was heading out with my cart, the alarm sounded and the wheel in front locked on me.


The alarm suprised me but I didn't realize the wheel locked right away, just thought it got stuck on something before I looked down and saw the look.


So I'm expecting security to come right away and fix the situation but no one came. I was basically stuck where the entrance was with a locked cart blocking the way. The alarm had stopped some time earlier and people going in and out were looking at me like "uhhh are you going to go or are you just going to stand there like an idiot blocking the way?"



Anyways, walked up to a cashier and she had someone unlock the cart. Pretty embrassing stuff. It must have been like a minute or so but it felt like a really long time.

[anaconda]

Originally Posted by jorar

when i was 18 my ex's mom was always working and the house was always alone, i used to be there everyday eating their food and watching their movies, well one day her mom came home and we where watching a movie, she was super friendly all the time and said "hey jorar good to see you both lets eat"

we sit to eat and we were talking random stuff,and all of a sudden she goes "oh by the way are you two having sex?" i started to choke i dont know for how long it was but when i was finally ok i raise my eyes and her mom is staring at me and my girl is looking at her plate, nobody said anything for like 7 minutes

well....were you?

[anaconda]

Originally Posted by BayAreaGuy

Most the most embrassing moment but but I was at the grocies this past week and when I was heading out with my cart, the alarm sounded and the wheel in front locked on me.


The alarm suprised me but I didn't realize the wheel locked right away, just thought it got stuck on something before I looked down and saw the look.


So I'm expecting security to come right away and fix the situation but no one came. I was basically stuck where the entrance was with a locked cart blocking the way. The alarm had stopped some time earlier and people going in and out were looking at me like "uhhh are you going to go or are you just going to stand there like an idiot blocking the way?"



Anyways, walked up to a cashier and she had someone unlock the cart. Pretty embrassing stuff. It must have been like a minute or so but it felt like a really long time.

How did the wheel lock?