Your most embarrassing moment ever? - Page 3

Iosephus · 07-12-2008, 02:22 PM

oh i got plenty of embarrassing stuff

pissed my pants in like 3rd grade. im not sure how, because i didnt feel it coming. anyways, i lived like a mile away, and rode my bike to school all the time. was walking to class from break when it happened, so i just got on bike and rode home haha. i really dont think anyone noticed, because if they did i wouldve gotten shit on for life

plasterdog · 07-12-2008, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom Kazanski

It's one of those take it however you like things. I tried to put amateur, but it won't let you, thought about a mature, but then figured I would leave it as amature. Do one of those Tool things, you know, don't have an explanation, so i'll pretend it's really deep and say it means whatever you want it to mean.

And you are poster #3 to get my name.

so how do you get custom text instead of a belt then ?

KicDaKitty · 07-12-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple-s

wow

Yeah it was bad. The worst part was that the pool was packed and everyone was staring at me. I looked over at my friend who walked me over to a trash can and was holding my hair back with this horrified look on my face and she says "It's okay I'm sure this kind of thing happens all the time" lol

pinoy ninja · 07-12-2008, 03:20 PM

when i got caught fwapping by this girl i had a crush on when i invited her to my house

i got to hit it a week later tho

Hamm · 07-12-2008, 03:44 PM

Once in High School I tried to photocopy my ass on the copy machine in the library, it was in a little alcove and a couple of my friends were egging me on. It was lunchtime and the library was full of people, but they couldn't really see because the copy machine was stuck off in the little alcove.

So I go to it, drop my pants and hop up on the machine, and as I sit bare assed on it the glass shatters, It made a pretty loud sound and I jumped off with an "oh shit and ran out of the library pulling my pants up.

The worst part was pulling glass shards out of my ass crack.

Dominik · 07-12-2008, 04:03 PM

First day of high school, all the grade 9s are in the auditorium to get a little speech from the principal at the start of the day. We're sitting there, it's going to start in like 10 minutes and I really have to shit. I leave to go to the bathroom and I REALLY have to go. I get inside the stall, am undoing my pants and BAM, shit my pants. Flush my boxers down the toilet, wipe as much as I can with toilet paper. Go back, sit down before the thing starts, everyone starts commenting on the smell. I play it off like "Yeah, what is that nastiness?" throughout the rest of the day whenever there's a huge crowd they start talking about the smell so I keep my acting job going. Next day someone says to me "Hey, you know that nasty smell yesterday? They figured out what it was." I was like oh yeah? He goes "Turns out someone put some weed in the air vent."

Brilliant. Marvelous. How do these rumours even get started? I didn't care, no one ever figured it out...

markulous · 07-12-2008, 04:04 PM

It's hard to recall what has been the most embarrassing moment for me since I probably repressed most of them. I have some pretty awkward moments that I wouldn't really tell anyone but here are a couple:

Off the top of my head when I was in 6th grade I had a retainer and I was flipping it inside my mouth(like I always do) while we were watching some presentation in the library. Then I realize that my retainer won't flip anymore and that it's stuck right by my tonsils and I start choking. Everyone laughs for a minute(I was alwa then someone realizes I'm not joking and I get rushed to the office where I have to wait for the fire department to come and wrench it out of the back of my mouth.

Also there was the time I tried out for the football team in my sophmore year in high school. I never worked out or excericized so I was just a tall skinny guy with no muscles. I do the squats and all I can do is three of them(I think it was like 220lbs). Then as I go to do the bench press the spotter guy looks away as soon I start and I can't even do one(it was like 170lbs) and the thing slowly falls on my chest and the guy looks back a few seconds later and says, "Oh shit!" and helps me put it back up. After we did that my legs started getting stiff from the squats and I couldn't really walk very well or continue any excercizes so I just went to my car and left.

anaconda · 07-12-2008, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dominik

First day of high school, all the grade 9s are in the auditorium to get a little speech from the principal at the start of the day. We're sitting there, it's going to start in like 10 minutes and I really have to shit. I leave to go to the bathroom and I REALLY have to go. I get inside the stall, am undoing my pants and BAM, shit my pants. Flush my boxers down the toilet, wipe as much as I can with toilet paper. Go back, sit down before the thing starts, everyone starts commenting on the smell. I play it off like "Yeah, what is that nastiness?" throughout the rest of the day whenever there's a huge crowd they start talking about the smell so I keep my acting job going. Next day someone says to me "Hey, you know that nasty smell yesterday? They figured out what it was." I was like oh yeah? He goes "Turns out someone put some weed in the air vent."

Brilliant. Marvelous. How do these rumours even get started? I didn't care, no one ever figured it out...

Thats some shitty weed

anaconda · 07-12-2008, 05:37 PM

I have had a couple -

Once I was waiting for a friend outside of an office building with people milling about, etc. I saw a car that I thought was his but then it started driving away. I started jogging after it calling and waving to him when *SMACK* I run into a brick pillar lol. I fell back on the floor and some people started gathering around me wondering if I was ok haha.

Another time I was in a Subway (restaurant, not train) and as I took out my cash to pay I noticed I could no longer differentiate between the bills. I'm like "wtf?" as I try to look closer to see which is a 5 and which is a 20, I just pass the fuck out. Very strange and never happened again.

KicDaKitty · 07-12-2008, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by anaconda

I have had a couple -

Once I was waiting for a friend outside of an office building with people milling about, etc. I saw a car that I thought was his but then it started driving away. I started jogging after it calling and waving to him when *SMACK* I run into a brick pillar lol. I fell back on the floor and some people started gathering around me wondering if I was ok haha.

lol that one made me crack up