[radnads]

I was in 7th grade, the period of life where you get random woodies. I really did have to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand and asked to piss. I get up and I have an auto boner. So to stop the class from seeing I walk up and start to shuffle past the front of class(there wasn't much room so it looked normal)

Just as I got to the middle the teacher switches so her ass is facing the class, almost no space. So if I turn and face the class they are gonna see my boner making my shorts tight. I opt to go nut to butt with her, and my boner rubs across her ass.

Now a wave of shit goes through my mind when I am in the bathroom pissing.

1. Does she think I rubbed my wang on her on purpose?
2. Does she think I went to the bathroom to jack off?
3. Should I come back fast or long? Too fast and she might think Im a minute man! If I take too slow she will def think I've been whackin it.

In the end I just pissed and came back, when I came back through the front of class she saw me and gave me a WIIIIIIIDE area to get through.

yah

[KicDaKitty]

Originally Posted by Capn Morgan

lol i was in a race in gym and i ran into the wall and broke my wrist....

lmao. I once broke my ankle falling down a set of stairs during a party. I was in so much pain I didn't have time to be embarassed.

[M.o.A]

Originally Posted by radnads

1. Does she think I rubbed my wang on her on purpose?
2. Does she think I went to the bathroom to jack off?
3. Should I come back fast or long? Too fast and she might think Im a minute man! If I take too slow she will def think I've been whackin it.yah

This made me laugh, lol.

[Tom Kazanski]

Originally Posted by radnads

I was in 7th grade, the period of life where you get random woodies.

That's supposed to stop?

[p0nda]

I was drunk one time, having some sex. I started feeling nauseous but didn't want to interrupt the flow, as it were. I really should have, because throwing up on him was a real mood killer.

Originally Posted by Tom Kazanski

That's supposed to stop?

Completely off topic - Mr Top Gun, are you meant to be a mature lover or an amateur lover?

[Voltaire]

I once went through security at an airport and then went by the window separating passengers from their families. I was waving to mine, not watching where I was going and walked into a concrete pillar that knocked me senseless in front what had to be 60 or so people all of whom were laughing their asses off.
Was in a plane en route to Hawaii and got pretty hammered. Went to take a dump and I'm sitting there and a girl about 13 or 14 years old opened the door on me just horrified, I forgot to lock it. What was worse was when I was done I had to walk past her and her family whom were all smiling.

[plasterdog]

Originally Posted by M.o.A

Walked straight up to a couple of hot girls sitting down in the park, i thought i knew one of them, so i walked behind one of them, and put my index finger on my lips to gesture to the other girls to keep quiet, so i placed my hands around her eyes, and was like "guess who?" she was like "Mmm, i dont know?"i took my hands off and she turned her head around and i came to realize it wasnt the girl i initially thought it was, i was like " OOO S*, SORRY I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE!". They were all looking at me like i was a perverted freak.

Hahaha I was going to reply to this one anyway to just say I cringed when reading it , thinking if I'd sone that and then I noticed you're from England which has just made it some much funnier for me.

[Tom Kazanski]

Originally Posted by p0nda

I was drunk one time, having some sex. I started feeling nauseous but didn't want to interrupt the flow, as it were. I really should have, because throwing up on him was a real mood killer.



Completely off topic - Mr Top Gun, are you meant to be a mature lover or an amateur lover?

It's one of those take it however you like things. I tried to put amateur, but it won't let you, thought about a mature, but then figured I would leave it as amature. Do one of those Tool things, you know, don't have an explanation, so i'll pretend it's really deep and say it means whatever you want it to mean.

And you are poster #3 to get my name.

[Triple-s]

Originally Posted by KicDaKitty

Mine took place in Vegas. I got very drunk one night and woke up the next morning with the worst hangover I have ever had. I could feel the vodka sitting in my stomach. So anyway it was our last full day in Vegas so we had something to eat and then went down to the pool. It was August so it's was about 110 degree's outside. I started feeling like shit I thought it was the heat so I went to the bar to get a bottle of water. When I got there the overwhelming smell of liquor hit me like a ton of brick. I was going to ask the bartender where the bathroom was but as soon as I opened my mouth I puked all over the bar. To add insult to injury I was straining so hard to puke that I peed my pants.

So spill it people, what is your most embarassing moment?

wow

[BigB0SS]

Originally Posted by KicDaKitty

Mine took place in Vegas. I got very drunk one night and woke up the next morning with the worst hangover I have ever had. I could feel the vodka sitting in my stomach. So anyway it was our last full day in Vegas so we had something to eat and then went down to the pool. It was August so it's was about 110 degree's outside. I started feeling like shit I thought it was the heat so I went to the bar to get a bottle of water. When I got there the overwhelming smell of liquor hit me like a ton of brick. I was going to ask the bartender where the bathroom was but as soon as I opened my mouth I puked all over the bar. To add insult to injury I was straining so hard to puke that I peed my pants.

So spill it people, what is your most embarassing moment?

*takes off pants*

.....pics?