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Was having a really good dinner with some folks one time, although I way overate and was absolutely bloated. One of my mates knows he does an impression which cracks me up and I cant stop laughing when he does it, so he does it, for about 5 minutes, and Im laughing so much that I suddenly realise Im going to get sick, so shuffling to get out of the booth past someone else, I launch massive vomit all over the table , 2 of the people on the other side, and some more onto the next table. Was standing up on the booth seat with my hands on my knees then waiting for the rest of it when just as the one who didn't get hit was mid way through saying "go to the toilet if you are going to......", I launched the rest which went all over her. she didn't realise that once you get into vomit mode, you have to stop at one point and just accept it, which I did.
When I was finished, it was the most embarrassed Ive ever been. Had to pay for the whole meal, and then a soilage charge to the restaurant, and then dry cleaning to the people's clothes. Restaurant was silent after the fact, my face still goes red when I remember it.
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"17 For the law was given by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ."
Gospel according to St. John Chapter 1 Verse 17 (KJV)
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