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Old 07-12-2008, 10:51 AM   #1 (permalink)

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Your most embarrassing moment ever?

Mine took place in Vegas. I got very drunk one night and woke up the next morning with the worst hangover I have ever had. I could feel the vodka sitting in my stomach. So anyway it was our last full day in Vegas so we had something to eat and then went down to the pool. It was August so it's was about 110 degree's outside. I started feeling like shit I thought it was the heat so I went to the bar to get a bottle of water. When I got there the overwhelming smell of liquor hit me like a ton of brick. I was going to ask the bartender where the bathroom was but as soon as I opened my mouth I puked all over the bar. To add insult to injury I was straining so hard to puke that I peed my pants.

So spill it people, what is your most embarassing moment?
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Old 07-12-2008, 10:53 AM   #2 (permalink)

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The first time I had sex.
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Old 07-12-2008, 10:58 AM   #3 (permalink)

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The first time I had sex.
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I puked on the girl I was dancing with at a frat party my freshman year. I actually wasn't embrassed because I was so fucking drunk. I promptly stumbled out of the party and went back to my dorm to sleep it off.
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fainted during class in college once for reasons unknown. Just felt like shit, woke up with the professor standing over me, like WTF?

Class had a bunch of hot chicks in it. Sucked!
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There are none. Oh wait, you're a girl. The guys will understand.
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Old 07-12-2008, 11:09 AM   #7 (permalink)

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The first time I had sex.
Same here, I was practicly brainwashed as a kid to believe that sex is wrong, and if you do it outside of marriage you'll go to hell. Those thoughts were still in my subconsious that first special night with my girlfriend at 16. I was thinking getting arroused was going to be an automatic thing... see naked boobs and ass... your cock gets hard... but mine wasn't.

After about 30 minutes of foreplay she realized I wasn't ever going to get hard, no matter how good of a blowjob or handjob she gave me. It was her first time as well, and she took it as rejection that her body was ugly. She didn't take it well.

So to remedy the situation the next day I stole a Viagra from my dad's medicine cabinet and met up with her.... when she felt my hard-on through my pants we went to a room where I banged her for 2 hours straight. After knowing how great sex feels like and what a great time she had, I've never needed a viagra again.

Situation Remedied.
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Old 07-12-2008, 11:10 AM   #8 (permalink)

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Walked straight up to a couple of hot girls sitting down in the park, i thought i knew one of them, so i walked behind one of them, and put my index finger on my lips to gesture to the other girls to keep quiet, so i placed my hands around her eyes, and was like "guess who?" she was like "Mmm, i dont know?"i took my hands off and she turned her head around and i came to realize it wasnt the girl i initially thought it was, i was like " OOO S*, SORRY I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE!". They were all looking at me like i was a perverted freak.
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Old 07-12-2008, 11:16 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I was a summer camp leader and me and another dude had our group out for a hike in the woods. there were loads of mosquitos so I who was walking ahead of the group shoputed for my mate to toss me the mosquitos-stick

he threw it way faster then I expected so instead of catching I kinda smashed it, and it went straight for a kids face, the cap had gone of so not only did I puncture his eyelid so it bleed profoundly he got mosquito-stick stuff in his eye

Man I had to carry him for miles thru the forest, with is eye getting more and more swollen, then I had to say I am sorry to his veryyyyyy pissed parents
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Old 07-12-2008, 11:24 AM   #10 (permalink)

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lol i was in a race in gym and i ran into the wall and broke my wrist....
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