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Old 03-14-2008, 02:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Your first sexual experience

First part, state your age now and at the time
Second part , the situation leading up to it
Third part, what became of it
Fourth part, looking back

I will go first

I am 36 as of today and I was 16 years old

I just happened to be at the right place at the right time. I was living in Kihei Maui at the time. It seemed that everybody in my HS was a surfer with the exeption of me. I was a spearfisherman. I could not wait to get out of class to get my sling, long blades and hit the water. Well, to make a long story short. This half white half Hawaiian girl in my class pretty much invited herself to go spearing with me after school. We were aquaintences but hardly ever spoke. She was cute but a little too skinny. I always speared from this very remote spot that was acessable from a trail the stemmed from the Back Road to Hana. Well, while we were on the trail something compelled to to ask her to flash me. At frist she said "NO WAY" but once we got to the waters edge I asked her again. This time she pulled her bikini cups down just for half a second. We wound up snorkelling all afternoon and I got to rub oil all over her body. I was so nervous that even if she wanted to have sex I would have made a bumbling fool out of myself.

We hung out after school regularly. Eventually, we did have sex and I even thought that she was my GF but that topic always eluded our conversations. Oh, how innocent I was. After HS I was with a bunch of my friends having beers and shooting the breeze and the topic of first GF came up. There I found out that my first GF was not as innocent as she seemed. I found out that she was pretty much the class slut.

I recently found her on Myspace. Apparently she turned out to be quite successful and has a good job and a family. At least according to her profile. Which is what prompted me to make this thread.

I want to hear your first experience. God, I wish that I had Mayberry around when I was growing up.
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:39 AM   #2 (permalink)

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Happy birthday El Tiburon.


Im nearly 30, but I got my first blow job when I was 16 from some 29 year old whore I use to work with. The situation leading up to it was other coworkers kept hitting on me, and would tell me how hot I was. So one night she caught me in the bathroom, started talking some smack to me and we met up after work and I let her do her thing. She grew attached to me, and started getting crazy with me. I eventually had to quit because of the sexual hurassment. Looking back, I was young and stupid. She took advantage of me, and I should have known better. Young, dumb and full of er....well not after she was done with me I wasnt lol. Yeah I got some head, it wasnt bad but I think I regret it.


The first time I got laid was when I was 17, and was with my first true girlfriend. The situation leading up it was nothing out of the ordinary except for the fact I was a senior in High School and she was a freshmen at a local University. We met, hung out for a couple weeks then it was on. I had brought a case of Natural Ice, that was warm. We drank it anyway, and I laid it to her for a good 2 hours. I can still hear her saying "I cant believe you're still going" in my head. Good times with her, both the sex and overall relationship. Ofcourse all good things come to an end. Looking back, I would did alot of things differently with her. But things are, the way they are. Thats life.
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:57 AM   #3 (permalink)

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lol you know how it goes tiburon.

myspace or work.


lol wait a minute... you're 36 on myspace? lol wtf. then she must be 30 something on myspace too. LOL. wtf that shits for kids, gtfo.
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:17 AM   #4 (permalink)

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Sucking on some titties of this half korean half white chick that me and my friend called, got her to show us her tits, then we sucked on them. I was 13 I think.

First time I had sex was with the girl of my dreams in Highschool, Blonde blue eyes hot body, well we were 'serious' for highschool, and we boned after about 5 months of dating. I had just turned 16.

Funny thing was, the girls tits I sucked on became best friends with my ex all freshman Hihgschool year (She didn't go to JrHigh with us). I Didn't start dating her until Sophomore year, so I always wondered if she told my ex before we dated what happened. When we dated, I never asked. Even now I am almost 22, I still wouldn't ask.
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:18 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 03-14-2008, 04:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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was dating a broad in HS. I gave her a hand and she was really wanting to take the plunge (bad). I was inserted against my will for a few pumps (no protection around so no finish). Kinda scary and not cool but we ended up taking each other's V-cards. That was that.
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Old 03-14-2008, 04:46 AM   #7 (permalink)

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I grew up in a religious household where pre-marital sex is a no no and along with my shy and quiet personality, I didnt date or anything in high school or even college. But, by the time I was few days shy of my 23rd birthday I couldnt help it anymore (I'm 29 now).

I worked with this girl who is 2 years older than me and was very flirtatious and aggressive. A whole year passed by where we would flirt but nothing happened. She had a boyfriend but she wasnt very loyal to him. So I moved away to Portland and after a few months I was back in Albuquerque visiting. We work nights so I went to visit her at work around midnight. We hung out while she got her friend to cover for her at work. We went to a strip club, got some food, then eventually wound up parked at a nice spot overlooking the city. She knew I was a virgin and I think she was glad to be the one to take my virginity. I ended up nailing her one more time about 7 months later when I was down visiting again. However, a few months before losing my virginity I had actually sucked some titties and fingerbanged some other chick.
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I'm assuming this thread concerns consensual sexual experiences. People would be shocked to learn of how many children are indeed molested in this country.
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I never told my first GF I was a virgin, and I think she had period or something, cus I took her in the ass before the normal way. Romantic, huh?
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I'm assuming this thread concerns consensual sexual experiences. People would be shocked to learn of how many children are indeed molested in this country.
I'm hearing you. This topic used to make for interesting conversations in social groups. I used to love it. It brought some great laughs and interesting stories. Unfortunately you eventually find out (either by someone coming out and saying it or by their awkward behaviour or avoidance of the conversation) that not everyone loses it consensually, or then goes on to relate sex to being a positive thing in their lives. Quite sad.

I stopped talking about it when it came up once at a BBQ and one guy didn't really want to say much, another drunk guy harassed and goaded him and accused him of being a homosexual. The guy lost it and got a knife and tried to stab the drunk guy. Turned out he had been raped whilst a child.

I've had no less than 5 chicks I have been friends with confess to me that they had been molested. Its way more common tha we think.
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