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Worst dumping Story
What is the most opportune time you dumped a girlfriend? In case anyone doesn't understand, I'll start.
The girl I had been with back in 1999, I was with her for about 6 months and it was a week before new years, the change in the millenium. She had to have major surgery on some issue with both of her legs. She was going to be in wheelchair for like 3 months.
I kept telling myself that I should break up with her before the surgery because I didn't want to have to go to the hospital and be with her while she was in the waiting room and be by her side when she got out of surgery. You know, all that good boyfriend crap!
Her surgery was set up for a week after new years so I figured I could at least get laid at the turn of the millenium and then dump her the day after to avoid all the hassle. I ended up going away for work the day after Christmas. She calls me on the 29th and tells me that the doctor can't do the surgery in January and she can either push it off to March of do it right now. Turns out she gets the surgery on the 30th and I get home at 11:00pm.
I go to the hospital on the morning of New Years all pissed off because now I am doinf exactly what I didn't want to do. Visiting this depressing chick in the hospital, and on top of it, not getting laid that night. I'm sitting in the room, she's in pain, miserable. I tell her I have to go and I'll be back in a couple hours.
I'm in my car driving and call her and tell her I can't do this. I end it. She's in traction, double cast type shit and I end it.
Good part of the story is I end up hooking up with a hot Malaysian chick, shaved snatch and everything, humped her 3 times that night.
Someone elses turn now.
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