[Trix]

Originally Posted by NHB7

Well I've got another, apparently this has happened me more often then the average person.

I went to a buddies work party. I got drunk and went up to the hotel room and fell asleep. I wake up to the sound of his GF moaning like a dying water buffalo (ridiculously loud). They are having sex on the other hotel bed!! If this were today, I would say, "Hey what the fuck are you doing" but instead I just lay there and pretended to be asleep! It was ridiculous. Anyway, after they are done, my friend walks up to my bed and says, "NHB7, are you awake? Hey, are you awake?" I kept faking like I was asleep. Then he says, "If you are awake and just pretending to be asleep....I'm sorry."

LOL ridiculous.

Haha! That's one of the best stories I've read on Sherdog in ages.

[Big Tuppy Hole]

If that happens I would ask my mates for a watch and not a gold one

[Dogstarman]

Originally Posted by NHB7

Well I've got another, apparently this has happened me more often then the average person.

I went to a buddies work party. I got drunk and went up to the hotel room and fell asleep. I wake up to the sound of his GF moaning like a dying water buffalo (ridiculously loud). They are having sex on the other hotel bed!! If this were today, I would say, "Hey what the fuck are you doing" but instead I just lay there and pretended to be asleep! It was ridiculous. Anyway, after they are done, my friend walks up to my bed and says, "NHB7, are you awake? Hey, are you awake?" I kept faking like I was asleep. Then he says, "If you are awake and just pretending to be asleep....I'm sorry."

LOL ridiculous.

Holy shit that funny as hell!

[ziggs]

I onced worked on a seismic crew where this real quiet dude ended having to share double bed motel room with this 330lb dude named tiny (he was a fucking character!). We were in that town for 2 nights and the first night the guy had to listen to tiny rail the town slut in the next bed all night. The next night he got to listen Tiny and another dude named marchin double team the same broad right next to him!

hahahahahahahaa