[NHB7]

What was your worst third wheel experience, in which you were said third wheel?

Mine:

I was at a bar with about 5 or 6 friends a few months back. It was an awesome night, had a great time. For one reason or another all my buddies had to go home early except one of my oldest and closest friends who was there with his new girlfriend. So new I guess that he didn't feel comfortable around her alone or something because when I said I had to take off, he said, "No man, stick around." I was like, "It's 1 am, they are about to do last call, I got work early in the morning" but he kept pushing it, "Please man, stick around." I really don't think he would normally care that much, so I just figured he was uncomfortable with this chick alone. Like he wanted me to help him keep the convo alive or something. So he offered to buy me a drink and I agreed to one last drink. He gave me some cash and I went up and bought a beer. When I got back and sat down, I swear it was probably 10 seconds after that they just started making out like crazy right across from me. So I just started sipping my beer figuring that it would be quick, but no, they kept going and going. I suck at chugging, so I sipped as quickly as possible, but it felt like forever. They made out for my entire drink and it was awkward. When I was done I said goodbye and my buddy stuck out his hand to give me five as he continued to make out.\


Now yours:

[ahheadlock]

I went to a holiday shack thing with 2 of my mates, and 2 girls. I'd been told there would be 3. Naturally the 2 girls that were coming were already hooked up with my 2 friends. I had to sit there and watch the flirting and shit all night, then long story short, they got to fuck and i got to sleep on the couch.

[dittohead84]

Never been a third wheel, if I saw any hint that it was gonna happen I'd make sure I wasn't gonna be in that situation

[Exitium]

Haven't been in the 3rd wheel position first hand, but I've inadvertently caused two different roommates to be in a pretty uncomfortable one.

[Skyline21]

Originally Posted by NHB7

What was your worst third wheel experience, in which you were said third wheel?

Mine:

I was at a bar with about 5 or 6 friends a few months back. It was an awesome night, had a great time. For one reason or another all my buddies had to go home early except one of my oldest and closest friends who was there with his new girlfriend. So new I guess that he didn't feel comfortable around her alone or something because when I said I had to take off, he said, "No man, stick around." I was like, "It's 1 am, they are about to do last call, I got work early in the morning" but he kept pushing it, "Please man, stick around." I really don't think he would normally care that much, so I just figured he was uncomfortable with this chick alone. Like he wanted me to help him keep the convo alive or something. So he offered to buy me a drink and I agreed to one last drink. He gave me some cash and I went up and bought a beer. When I got back and sat down, I swear it was probably 10 seconds after that they just started making out like crazy right across from me. So I just started sipping my beer figuring that it would be quick, but no, they kept going and going. I suck at chugging, so I sipped as quickly as possible, but it felt like forever. They made out for my entire drink and it was awkward. When I was done I said goodbye and my buddy stuck out his hand to give me five as he continued to make out.\


Now yours:

The image of that is the funniest thought Ive had all day! Its only early tho, theres room to improve!!


I havent really been a 3rd wheel too bad. Worst I can think of was walkin home from a party and my other mate went the opposite way cos he was meetin his cousin or something, anyway got stuck walkin for 3-4km with my mate and his new girl who Id never met before and they were drunk and flirtatious. I ended up walkin 1km with them and the remainder of the time about 200 metres ahead of them with my headphones in!!

[NHB7]

Well I've got another, apparently this has happened me more often then the average person.

I went to a buddies work party. I got drunk and went up to the hotel room and fell asleep. I wake up to the sound of his GF moaning like a dying water buffalo (ridiculously loud). They are having sex on the other hotel bed!! If this were today, I would say, "Hey what the fuck are you doing" but instead I just lay there and pretended to be asleep! It was ridiculous. Anyway, after they are done, my friend walks up to my bed and says, "NHB7, are you awake? Hey, are you awake?" I kept faking like I was asleep. Then he says, "If you are awake and just pretending to be asleep....I'm sorry."

LOL ridiculous.

[GBS BJJ Soldier]

Originally Posted by NHB7

Well I've got another, apparently this has happened me more often then the average person.

I went to a buddies work party. I got drunk and went up to the hotel room and fell asleep. I wake up to the sound of his GF moaning like a dying water buffalo (ridiculously loud). They are having sex on the other hotel bed!! If this were today, I would say, "Hey what the fuck are you doing" but instead I just lay there and pretended to be asleep! It was ridiculous. Anyway, after they are done, my friend walks up to my bed and says, "NHB7, are you awake? Hey, are you awake?" I kept faking like I was asleep. Then he says, "If you are awake and just pretending to be asleep....I'm sorry."

LOL ridiculous.

ROFL....thats awesome

[heavyduty]

Originally Posted by NHB7

Well I've got another, apparently this has happened me more often then the average person.

I went to a buddies work party. I got drunk and went up to the hotel room and fell asleep. I wake up to the sound of his GF moaning like a dying water buffalo (ridiculously loud). They are having sex on the other hotel bed!! If this were today, I would say, "Hey what the fuck are you doing" but instead I just lay there and pretended to be asleep! It was ridiculous. Anyway, after they are done, my friend walks up to my bed and says, "NHB7, are you awake? Hey, are you awake?" I kept faking like I was asleep. Then he says, "If you are awake and just pretending to be asleep....I'm sorry."

LOL ridiculous.

Damn, that sucks dude. I once walked in on my buddy fucking some chick and recording some on my camera phone. It was really dark though. Was funny as hell. My buddy didnt care

[itlnheat]

lol its funny that your buddy calls you NHB7 irl.

[Cafu]

knocked on my buddys dorm room door and he casually said 'come in'.

walked in on him getting a blowjob from some chick in full view and she was the one that freaked out in horror, my buddy started laughing and so did I, apart from the wtf look on my face.