[cogitoergosum]

Originally Posted by efg

Cali, specially SF Bay Area, is the shit. Laid back city with plenty of parks and outdoors, technological capital of the world, high quality of life, great ethnic diversity, beautiful weather.

And the craziest Golden State Warriors fans at Oracle Arena (but say goodbye to that now that B. Diddy is going to the Clippers).

And the highest per capita homeless population in the country.

[GracieMMABarra]

Originally Posted by markulous

I like how people assume all of California is exactly like Southern California.

Like everyone presumes when talking about so cali its the LA area and Nor Cali is the Bay Area?

[Violetblue08]

I find it hilarious that the TS could even compare CA to Wisconsin.

[Epic Poster]

Well it's all America so we all win.

And I live in Wisconsin, it blows. The only good months are june and august. Other wise it's extreme cold and hot. When I say hot actually I mean fucking humid, not technically super hot like Arizona. Some days feel like your walking through water, and the mosquito's are usually fucking hell in the summer. Out of shape people everywhere. Very few places to train martial arts. But don't kid yourself Wisconsin wins the cheese category.

I'm thinking of moving to California after this summer.

[cogitoergosum]

Illinois mfers

We wear shoes on our fucking feet all year long, because we have dignity.

We go to the beach too. But our water doesnt feel like tobasco sauce when it gets in your eyes.

Our women arent 30% silicone.

We dont need to use incoherent grumbling to communicate.

We know what real peirogis taste like.

When shit goes down here, we dont bring others into it because we are afraid of screwing up our nosejobs.

We live next door to Mexicans, Puerto Ricans and Hondurans, and we dont refer to them collectively as Mexicans.

We dont make much porn. Sorry.

We get snowdays all the time, but we still walk to work because we have values.

We obey the law and avoid driving recklessly and putting many lives in danger.

When someone cuts me off, I tell them to go fuck themselves, and they curse at me in Polish, and thats the end of it, because we have somewhere we gotta be.

Our drinking age is 21 too, but were next to Kentucky. Bourbon//////tequila.

Our governer has a cooler name, and his thugs would beat your governer`s ass back to Sneitzelweifer.

At midnight, we are just coming back from watching the Hawks hockey-stick-rape the Ducks.

We look at you funny because you are wearing sandals in January. When we learn you are form California, we stop looking, because we are no longer suprised.

Once again, we obey traffic signals.

We can tell the difference between an enchilada and a pupusa, and we know where they come from.

You must be proud that you provided the world with the Bernie Mac Show.

We are the Prarie State, because we chose a name that we can live up too.

We have Hardee`s mfer.

We have the 90`s Bulls, the greatest dynasty in the history of team sports.

[Epic Poster]

Once again, we obey traffic signals.

The hell you do...

We have the 90`s Bulls, the greatest dynasty in the history of team sports.

Not really

Our governer has a cooler name, and his thugs would beat your governer`s ass back to Sneitzelweifer.

Now your resorting to the my dad is stronger than your dad argument. California> Wisconsin> Illinois

[Three Gun Fish]

What, Illinois doesn't rate its own thread? What the goddamn hell is that, Illinois?

Minnesota's balls, the pair a ya's.

[AZGnP]

There's a reason I'm moving the fuck back to SD as soon as my employment contract is up dude... CA is the shit.

[dubie monster]

Ask someone whether they would rather live in wisconsin or california. If they say wisconsin they are lying.

[Three Gun Fish]

Originally Posted by dubie monster

Ask someone whether they would rather live in wisconsin or california. If they say wisconsin they are lying.

Or from Wisconsin, apparently.