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Old 08-11-2007, 01:28 AM   #1 (permalink)

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when i go out and get my buzz on, i start sizing guys up in my head, i try to think how long it would take me to tap them, il see a big guy and think shit ill shoot in take him down get his back and choke him out in about 45 seconds, i wonder if id ever jump guard in a bar fight, it would look sick getting de la hiva control or x guard on a bar floor
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Old 08-11-2007, 01:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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when i go out and get my buzz on, i start sizing guys up in my head, i try to think how long it would take me to tap them, il see a big guy and think shit ill shoot in take him down get his back and choke him out in about 45 seconds, i wonder if id ever jump guard in a bar fight, it would look sick getting de la hiva control or x guard on a bar floor
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when i go out and get my buzz on, i start sizing guys up in my head, i try to think how long it would take me to tap them, il see a big guy and think shit ill shoot in take him down get his back and choke him out in about 45 seconds, i wonder if id ever jump guard in a bar fight, it would look sick getting de la hiva control or x guard on a bar floor
It would look great right up to the part where his friends start kicking you in the head
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It would look great right up to the part where his friends start kicking you in the head
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I don't know if its the same thing, but I do imagine using my training on random people. Its not really about me wanting to dominate other dudes, but more like me wanting to try out techniques.

Whenever I see a pair of legs, I have this urge to double leg them. Girl or guy, young or old. I'm like, "Holy shit, they're ripe for a double! It would be so easy to shoot on him right now!"
Or I just wanna touch somebody with the jab whenever they're in range. I think its because its become a habit. I practice jabbing so many fucking times my mind just wants to jab everything in sight. You know what I mean? I jab at the fridge when I go to the kitchen, I jab at my monitor when posting at Sherdog, I jab at my neighbor's dog when she greets me, etc. I don't jab at random people since I could get arrested for assault.
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I don't know if its the same thing, but I do imagine using my training on random people. Its not really about me wanting to dominate other dudes, but more like me wanting to try out techniques.

Whenever I see a pair of legs, I have this urge to double leg them. Girl or guy, young or old. I'm like, "Holy shit, they're ripe for a double! It would be so easy to shoot on him right now!"
Or I just wanna touch somebody with the jab whenever they're in range. I think its because its become a habit. I practice jabbing so many fucking times my mind just wants to jab everything in sight. You know what I mean? I jab at the fridge when I go to the kitchen, I jab at my monitor when posting at Sherdog, I jab at my neighbor's dog when she greets me, etc. I don't jab at random people since I could get arrested for assault.
haha, thats funny. you described what i think too when im out, and i see some random ppl. i think i imagine all that to see what im able to do?
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when i go out and get my buzz on, i start sizing guys up in my head, i try to think how long it would take me to tap them, il see a big guy and think shit ill shoot in take him down get his back and choke him out in about 45 seconds, i wonder if id ever jump guard in a bar fight, it would look sick getting de la hiva control or x guard on a bar floor
interesting..Iwouldn't go no farther then the fantasy aspects.From years of boucing in a inner city club I can tell you there are people out there who you just dont want to f*ck with. And not talking about gangster thug types, just guys who have that killer instinct.The ones who just know how to hurt people.They may not train but just know how to hurt people.
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