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Old 07-22-2006, 11:56 PM   #1 (permalink)

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

We all know someone like that. He might be sleeping on your couch.
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Old 07-23-2006, 09:57 AM   #2 (permalink)

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Whatever you like.Hes too dense to realise you mean him.
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Old 07-23-2006, 12:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What do you call the guy with no talent that hangs around with rock bands?

The drummer.
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What do you call the guy with no talent that hangs around with rock bands?

The drummer.
That sucked.
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Old 07-23-2006, 02:32 PM   #5 (permalink)

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Okay then ,how many singers does it take to change a light bulb.Just one but he holds the bulb and waits for it to unscrew whilst the world revolves around him.
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Old 07-24-2006, 03:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Okay then ,how many singers does it take to change a light bulb.Just one but he holds the bulb and waits for it to unscrew whilst the world revolves around him.
Hey chicks dig the lead singer
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Drummer?
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Old 07-24-2006, 09:14 AM   #8 (permalink)

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?


Give him the money for your pizza!
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Old 07-24-2006, 05:53 PM   #9 (permalink)

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No!The bands gonna make it.
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