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Old 08-10-2008, 11:15 PM   #21 (permalink)

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I am shocked at how many people cannot swim?? What do you all do in the summer?
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:24 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I am shocked at how many people cannot swim?? What do you all do in the summer?

we're sherdoggers and we don't leave the computer.
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:25 PM   #28 (permalink)

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Old 08-10-2008, 11:32 PM   #30 (permalink)

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I can't bake worth a fuck, but I am an excellent cook.


isnt that a contradiction? last time i checked baking was indeed an important part of cooking.


oh and i cant take shits when other people are hovering around in gas station bathrooms.
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