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Old 08-10-2008, 10:38 PM   #11 (permalink)

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i cant properly put a fishing line to a fishing pole, well i can...but it takes me literally hours. something that takes the average person 10 min to do.
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Old 08-10-2008, 10:47 PM   #14 (permalink)

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Old 08-10-2008, 10:50 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I can't sing. I am absolutely tone deaf and even though I like to "sing" along to songs that I like, I generally only do it when I drive by myself or if I am hammered and happen to be near karaoke. But really, I cannot sing and when I do (and there is an audience) I imagine it hurts peoples ears.
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:11 PM   #17 (permalink)

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