[J Storm]

I can't swim. I think i should fix this, but i'm not willing to take "adult swimming classes" and i don't know how to teach myself.

what can't you do?

[KicDaKitty]

I can't drive a standard.

[Sonny]

I can't cut onions, I always fuck it up.

[TeTe lol Chin]

I can't see those stupid pictures inside of that blurry mess of color. You know, the pics that you see inside of all of those color splotches if you stare at them long enough.

[KicDaKitty]

Originally Posted by Sonny

I can't eat sitting down

I fixed it for you

[Adial]

I cant golf worth a damn.

[magicman531]

I can't do anything wrong.

I can't tone down my captivating charismatic personality.

[Premier79]

Originally Posted by J Storm

I can't swim. I think i should fix this, but i'm not willing to take "adult swimming classes" and i don't know how to teach myself.

I'm in the same boat as you.

[J Storm]

Originally Posted by Premier79

I'm in the same boat as you.

ironically, if we fall of that boat, we die.

[LongTimeLurker]

Originally Posted by KicDaKitty

I can't drive a standard.

If you were a man I would suggest God taking your testicles back.

Personally I can't hit a baseball worth a damn, my swing is just BLARG