[dreampolice]

I'm in love with a beautiful girl who only has one leg. The problem is that she's so fucked up in her head. She's really beautiful but her mind is so dark. She's always talking about weird shit. Sometimes she's so negative and full of contempt I feel like shaking her to get out of it. But I can't stay long without seeing her. Then she justs laughs and makes fun of me, telling me I'm in love with a cripple. I love her and I hate her at the same time. One time when we were in bed she asked me to slap her. She begged me to hit her. She pissed me off and when I actually slapped her face, making her lip bleed, she just kept lying there, prostrate, saying nothing, with a weird smile on her face. She's driving me mad. I don't know what to do.

[NHB7]

I don't even believe you. And Mayberry rarely gets trolls. But if its true, how low is your self-esteem. You have a wack job girl and its obvious and you think you are in love with her. Your just codependent.

[Buster]

I must say, she sounds like her engine's running, but there's nobody behind the wheel. I hated when there were girls like that. I knew a girl who was absolutely hawt!!, but couldn't stay away from this kid she had previously dated who treated her bad, was ugly as shit (with seriously rotten teeth) and had no stable job. He was a serious douche nozzle. She and I hung out a few times, but she kept going back to him. Plus, she was really weird, telling me stories that had no point, dressing really weird on random occasions, etc. Too much weird stuff to explain. However, your girl sounds like she's in a totally different class. I'd say you do what my friend did with a weird chick he was dating. He doinked her good, then told her he didn't want to see her again ,"...because you're f***in' weird."

[ssssmashing]

Tell her to go back to Paul McCartney and consider yourself well rid of her.

[SpacePotato]

Originally Posted by dreampolice

I'm in love with a beautiful girl who only has one leg. The problem is that she's so fucked up in her head. She's really beautiful but her mind is so dark. She's always talking about weird shit. Sometimes she's so negative and full of contempt I feel like shaking her to get out of it. But I can't stay long without seeing her. Then she justs laughs and makes fun of me, telling me I'm in love with a cripple. I love her and I hate her at the same time. One time when we were in bed she asked me to slap her. She begged me to hit her. She pissed me off and when I actually slapped her face, making her lip bleed, she just kept lying there, prostrate, saying nothing, with a weird smile on her face. She's driving me mad. I don't know what to do.

Please also post this in OT so we can give you better advice...

[ohthehorror]

"I don't know what to do."

Im sure this isnt what you want to hear. But roll out son! Theres nothing you can do to change this girls outlook on life. Shes crippled and feels the world owes her something. It sounds like shes used to being shat upon by life and has probably gotten used to it, and is even starting to crave it. Unless your willing to commit to a lifetime of her bizarre behaviour, you need to seperate yourself from her. Just let her know that relationship-wise, your looking for someone with a more positive/optimistic outllook. Tell her you can still be friends, but you would never be able to be emotionally fulfilled by someone with her attitude. Thats the best advice I can give based on my experience. Just whatever you do, think it through.

[SuperNatural]

This definitely belongs in the OT

[gasguzzler]

I'm not buying this story.

Got any pictures of your 1-legged girlfriend?

[DanKO]

Is her crippled leg completely off, or partially attached? What I mean is.. Can you still hit it from the back legitimently, or is it more of a Korean Goosegoose?

[godzillad]

Come on, who trolls in Mayberry? Honestly?