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Old 05-27-2007, 01:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Way to the Bottom of the Page

How bout just a whole thread full of great quotes.?

"To keep your friends, treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often."
-George T. Prentice

"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening."
-Alexander Woolcott

"Drawing on my fine command of knowledge, I said nothing."
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Old 05-27-2007, 06:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Meh...

A little Dean Martin...

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."

"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
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Old 05-27-2007, 07:27 AM   #3 (permalink)

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There are some variations of it, but here is the original.

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Ben Franklin
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There are some variations of it, but here is the original.

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Ben Franklin
"Those who would give up great taste for the sake of less filling deserve neither great taste nor less filling"
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Meh...

A little Dean Martin...

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."

"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
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