[Teco]

How bout just a whole thread full of great quotes.?

"To keep your friends, treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often."
-George T. Prentice

"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening."
-Alexander Woolcott

"Drawing on my fine command of knowledge, I said nothing."
-Robert Benchley

[SirBobbyKnight]

Meh...

A little Dean Martin...

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."

"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

[GSP in 2006]

There are some variations of it, but here is the original.

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Ben Franklin

[Blood Python]

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke

[Teco]

"If I ever get rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people. Like now."
-Jack Handy

[Lev Konovalov]

"We must be the change we wish to see in the world"
-Gandhi

[Crimson_King]

"Hard work guarantees you absolutely nothing. However, without it your chances of amounting to anything in life amount to Nothing" - Pat Riley

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt

“Go without a coat when it’s cold. Go hungry: Keep your existence lean. Wear away the fat, get down to the lean tissue and see what it’s all about. The only time you define your character is when you go without. In times of hardship, you find out what you’re made of and what you’re capable of. If you’re never tested, you’ll never define your character.” - Henry Rollins

[BlackSwordsMan]

"God damn hippies!!" - Eric Cartman

[Steve Dougson]

Originally Posted by GSP in 2006

There are some variations of it, but here is the original.

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Ben Franklin

"Those who would give up great taste for the sake of less filling deserve neither great taste nor less filling"

[Q mystic]

Originally Posted by SirBobbyKnight

Meh...

A little Dean Martin...

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."

"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

LMAO. Awesome. New sig.