[Sonny]

I can't stand parents who let their kids control EVERY single facet of their lives.

My aunt comes over to my house and asks me if I'll go sit in her car because her kids are passed out and she doesn't want to wake them up. It's fucking boiling out so I say 'no.' So she goes and sits out there for an hour. I go visit my buddy and he can't watch the game because his son wants to watch fucking Dora the Explorer. I go to a family dinner and want to chill out and chat with friends and family, but someone has to entertain the kids.

They're kids for christ's sake. I mean, yeah, there's nothing wrong with being devoted to your childred, but come on, you're the fucking parents.

[M.o.A]

People with bad hygiene in general.

People complaining about being fat and not doing anything about it.

Those who are disloyal.

My dad.

Dogs without a leash.

People who take too long at the counter.

Edit: New age rap.

[The Hug Dog]

Dogs. They don't just annoy me. I hate them. There are so many reasons for my hatred of all things dog that I have decided to list them for easy digestion by the Mayberry regulars

- They stink
- They harass you, this often involves them licking you
- When being harassed, the gormless owner of the said animal will almost certainly find this very funny
- They bite and are often vicious
- They are massively stupid (most not all) and enjoy barking at just about anything
- Barking, possibly the most annoying sound in the world
- They are needy
- They create the foulest substance on the face of the earth - dog shit

/rant

[Sax MMA]

bad drivers
immature women (mainly you seem them at bars)

Guys who think they are REALLY tough and cocky

work

the list goes on and on

[Sonny]

Originally Posted by The Hug Dog

Dogs. They don't just annoy me. I hate them. There are so many reasons for my hatred of all things dog that I have decided to list them for easy digestion by the Mayberry regulars

- They stink
- They harass you, this often involves them licking you
- When being harassed, the gormless owner of the said animal will almost certainly find this very funny
- They bite and are often vicious
- They are massively stupid (most not all) and enjoy barking at just about anything
- Barking, possibly the most annoying sound in the world
- They are needy
- They create the foulest substance on the face of the earth - dog shit

/rant

I like dogs, but hate people who talk about their dogs like they're little kids or something.

"Buddy was giving me attitude the other day, he knows how to manipulate me."

Are you talking about your dog? Sheesh.

[MeBig]

Originally Posted by Sonny

A few things that annoy me to no end were actually all done by one person, a dude I used to work with at an old job of mine.

1. ALWAYS showed up 30-60 minutes late, without fail, everyday. Then had the nerve to complain to us for not punching in his time card when we showed up in the morning. He started dating a girl who worked with us and would get her to punch his card in every morning. So he would show up late every day, leave on time and get paid for a full day. He would also take 30-45 minute smoke/shit breaks ON TOP of his 1 hour lunch break.

2. He never looked for anything. He was one of those people who would waste time going around asking everyone if they had any idea where this or that was instead of just looking for it himself.

3. He left a mess everywhere he went. Most notibly he would stuff his face with McDonalds and then leave a pile of garbage on our desk. Then he would actually complain to me about leaving my coffee on the desk.

4. He's a fucking doddler. Doddling, in that no matter what, you always seem to be waiting for this guy. The few times we invited him out for beers he would be like "yeah I'll go, just wait for me" then proceed to doddle around doing fuck all while we wait. We used to call him on Saturdays around 3 or 4 pm and ask him if he wanted to go to the pub. He'd always say yes but didn't know how to get anywhere so we would have to wait for him to shower and get ready etc. etc. One day we actually had wait 2 fucking hours for him.

5. He always bragged about how smart he was. From telling us that he had a 100000000000 word vocabulary, to spouting off little known facts that all of us already knew. Never made sense to me considering he dropped out of the 9th grade.

so a shit-talking 9th grade dropout that doesn't do shit at work, shows up late to work every day.....gets paid for full days, leaves garbage on your desk, has you chauffeuring him to bars around his schedule, and banging a hottie at your job that's working double as his punch-in ho.....this guy sounds like a massive over-achiever to me.

[Sonny]

Originally Posted by MeBig

so a shit-talking 9th grade dropout that doesn't do shit at work, shows up late to work every day.....gets paid for full days, leaves garbage on your desk, has you chauffeuring him to bars around his schedule, and banging a hottie at your job that's working double as his punch-in ho.....this guy sounds like a massive over-achiever to me.

No one mentioned a hottie. And shit caught up with him. Got busted for theft of time, further wages garnished, booted from his house, no one will hire him with a 9th grade education now, gf crashed his car, gf dumped his ass, yep, I wish I was him for sure.

[ewan niven]

i find drunks annoying

unless they are off the horny femail varity

[Plutoburn]

1. Lack of punctuality.
2. Making plans with people without following through
3. Talking faster than they can think so they end up uttering a lot of filler words to slow down what they have to say but not the amount of words they have to say. Such as using the word "like" and "you know" in just about every sentence. (female dominated problem)
4. Making/Taking unnecessary cell calls while driving
5. Poor theater conducts (cellphone, kicking the front seat, talking loud/alot)

[PWR1982]

When a member of my family wants to talk with me, invites me for a dinner and I have to go just to be nice
Posers
People who never even think about being wrong in something
Arrogant/cocky people
My 5years old cousin who didnt want to let me taste the cake I bought him
- similair to -
Little kids/ puberts who act all tough on their parents as if they have something that was actually theirs and not their parents.

Generally I hate ungrateful,arrogant and stupid people.