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Old 07-25-2008, 07:33 AM   #31 (permalink)

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I suggest setting deadly cobras loose into his room at night while he sleeps.
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Old 07-25-2008, 07:51 AM   #32 (permalink)

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Watch the movie "Irréversible" first, then decide if you want to follow through.

I'm serious.
Good call, revenge is pointless, I don't want to get all religous as I'm not but it's one of the seven deadly sins and it is so for a good reason.


You have to try and move on. Forgiveness helps you out alot other wise you'll always be stuck with this thing in your life if you can't try and move on.

Obviously forgivess is really hard but otherwise it#ll just eat you up. If you really truly can't forgive, then you might aswel kill him, but where will that get you ?
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:09 AM   #33 (permalink)

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Balaclava + one of those new wasp knives = Revenge
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:12 AM   #34 (permalink)

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Also many types of acid arent that hard to aquire/produce and they premanently disfigure
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:17 AM   #35 (permalink)

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take him down and GnP the living shit out of him. After it, tell the police you were showing him your MMA moves
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:28 AM   #36 (permalink)

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Rape him back.
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:31 AM   #37 (permalink)

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Yes there is only one way
It invovles a deck of cards, a bannana, dental floss and a bike pump
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:58 AM   #38 (permalink)

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Rape him back.
This is the answer, with a tire iron.
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Old 07-25-2008, 09:07 AM   #39 (permalink)

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Instead of just beating the shit out of him, you should mess around with him and get in his head. Make him scared, nervous, and make him sweat.

Throw a rock through his window one day.......then a rock through his car windshield on a different day, then something else...etc. The guy will become paranoid and will think people are after him. Ummm, not that i've ever done anything like that before. Nope, not me.
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Old 07-25-2008, 09:20 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I've been dealing with pretty much the same situation myself. The only reason I haven't done anything yet is because it happened so recently and I'm still so angry about it that it's possible that I would lose myself and kill his sorry ass.
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