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Old 01-13-2008, 12:43 AM   #831 (permalink)

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- Hispanics and gay white men are tied for worst spyware/virus infections, followed by 12-17 year old teenagers (ethnicity doesn't matter).
Virus infection like....HIV?
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:46 AM   #832 (permalink)

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That the customer has made? Some guy trying to hidden-camera-fuck his fat girlfriend, her refusing him (not because of the cam, I don't think she knew it was there) and him walking up to the camera after she left the room and turning it off is WAY up there on my list.
Could you tell if the cam was attached directly to the computer (like, if it were in a closet chances are it wasn't)? Cause it'd be pretty funny if this dude got rejected and still put the video onto his computer instead of erasing it.
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Old 01-13-2008, 01:06 AM   #833 (permalink)

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It is sick, but I believe him. My morbid curisoity got the best of me the other day and I had a look on the ogrish forums. Won't be going back. One of the photo sets was from a guy who worked in a mortuary and was preparing the body of a recently killed teenage girl ... I'l leave it at that. And yes I am 99% sure it was real.
i saw either the same thing youre talking about, or something very similar to what youre describing. ive seen a lot of fucked up shit on the internet, (2girls1cup, bme pain olympics, beheading videos, and tonsss of other shit etc..) which were gross and all, but im kinda desensitized to shit like that by now.

but this was the most fucked up thing ive ever seen before. ive never actually felt sick after seeing something before
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Old 01-13-2008, 02:27 AM   #834 (permalink)

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Funniest porn I've ever seen on someone's computer was the pterodactyl porn clip. If you don't know what I'm talking about, Google "pterodactyl porn." NSFW, obviously.
ahahahahahha, i saw that clip a LONG time ago, classic
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Old 01-13-2008, 01:30 PM   #835 (permalink)

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Could you tell if the cam was attached directly to the computer (like, if it were in a closet chances are it wasn't)? Cause it'd be pretty funny if this dude got rejected and still put the video onto his computer instead of erasing it.
Hard to tell, but based on the placement in the room it could've been a computer desk. That's my guess.
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Old 01-13-2008, 04:59 PM   #836 (permalink)

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Subway in Orange County- It's not fresh, I'd have to change dates on the veggies every day, in case an inspector showed up, we weren't allowed to keep any veggies for more than a day. It isn't as bad as it sounds, everything is properly refridgerated, but putting stickers on containers in a fridge is harder than you think.

We use massive amounts of Mayo in our tuna. MASSIVE amounts, and not Non fat- which is what you get on your sandwich regularly when you ask for it. But 100% Mayo. I had a conscience about this.....I'd try to put as little as possible, but when my manager would see how much I was preparing it with......he'd grab the pouch of mayo and squeeze maybe twice the amount I had already put in.

I'd throw away rotten tomatoes, but my manager would tell me just to scoop out the rotten part.

Indian people like Subway a lot.

White guys always get the meatball sub.

When you work in a food court...chances are all of the eateries trade food with one another.

Restaurants a Steakhouse in Orange County
- Bussers work hard, so don't be a dick.

Couples seem to go to restaurants to argue.

I've seen servers cry because guests are assholes, they leave without paying or signing their credit card bill etc. Girls of course.

If you go to a steakhouse and order a steak above medium everyone in the back will a)make fun of you b)assume that you're mexican. (I'm mexican and this doesn't offend me, we do all love carne asada.

The next time you go somewhere for a holiday brunch remember that these people got up really early in the morning on a holiday...to go to work. This wasn't fun.

Like somebody else already posted- If you're an asshole, a gay couple, have a nice rack or are good looking; anything out of the ordinary really: everyone on staff will pass by your table to take a look at you and then go to the back and criticize you.

I've only worked at nice places so no we don't fuck with your food, even if you're a prick. But I can't vouch for other places, Denny's, Norm's, Carrows, Chilis, Fridays, etc.

Filet mignon is cut from a loin, a long strip of beef, if you order the last piece of that loin: the edge-which is usually a small and awkwardly shaped cut of beef, the cook will mash the shit out of it with his fist to make it appear wider and larger then it was, so you might want to ask not to get the edge of the loin...which they will probably ignore if it's the only piece left.

Hotel a Hilton in Orange County- House keeping won't steal your shit. These are illegal immigrants that have a tough time finding a steady job and work very hard for shitty pay. Stealing a watch or DS game isn't worth losing their job over, so stop accusing them just because they're hispanic and have been in your room.

If you call guest services and they transfer you almost immediately, they just don't feel like hearing what you have to say.

If somebody orders porn in the room, we could check to see what the name of the porn you bought was.

Nicely dispute any small charge and you'll have it corrected. A $10 charge isn't going to have an investigation launched over it.

Auditors that work graveyard shift in the back office of the front desk are sleeping through half of their shifts.

***Subways, Restaurants, and Franchise owned Hotels all hire illegals, I know because I am one. I have no SS# and use a false one, it's actually the # that was provided to my parents when I was a child that allowed them to do their taxes, this # isn't legally valid for employment purposes but I'm not using somebody else's. I'm now working at a hotel, I get payed a decent wage to be on the internet for my entire shift and occasionally answer phones; Sherdoggin all day, listening to music, internet radio, chatting on IM with buddies. Beats the hell out of mowing lawns and bussing tables I'll tell you that now.
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Is that who they point to?


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Any time there is a crime in a really rural area, they point black refuse to even entertain the possibiliy that it could have been committed by a Japanese person. It is true that crime in Japan is largely committed by the foreigners that come here, but its kinda shocking to see, even the kids straight away say "it must have been the Chinese people who were here recently".

For example, when a local girl went missing last year in a nearby rural town, all the foreigners in the area were called in and had their papers checked over and over, and all tourists were getting stopped on the street and interrogated there and then. They are xenophobic to an extreme level, just under the surface and the polite and mannerly facade there is a serious inbuilt superiority complex among a lot of them.
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- We do look through your pictures. We do see ALL the porn you've watched, you can't hide it. We do look through your videos. It's not because we're perverts or because we're terribly interested, it's because a) we can; b) it's usually really fucking funny.
So, how can we remove that aswell?
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sounds like pc repair is fun. you work for geeksquad?
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:36 PM   #840 (permalink)

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If a Cop knocks on your door, open it and stand back where the doorknob is far out of reach of the officer. If you are standing in front of your doorway he is legally allowed to reach in and grab you and arrest you even without a warrant if they are looking for you. The porch is a public place, but he cannot step foot in your house to grab you, so the farther you stand back the safer you are.
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