[ovenj0ckey]

Originally Posted by tinobar

i wear 11 foo fail

Damn, tino...you're mexican? Gotta say, disappointing - and I AM NOT BIGOTED TOWARDS HISPANICS, FCKUING MODS.

[Shaolin Bushido]

Originally Posted by ovenj0ckey

Damn, tino...you're mexican? Gotta say, disappointing - and I AM NOT BIGOTED TOWARDS HISPANICS, FCKUING MODS.

Who gives a darn? That would be your personal irrational aversion.

[Art Vandelay]

Originally Posted by Hammer_Fist

Just for kicks,

I worked at a shoe store and two things are more true than true...

All mexicans wear size 8 shoes.

If a black guy wants to "try on a pair of shoes" he will not buy them. He just wants to see what they look like on him. If a black guy wants to buy the shoes he'll just ask for them and pay for them, he's already tried them on at a previous visit.

Old women try on 20 pairs of shoes and buy nothing.
Old women's feet are disgusting.
If they are dressed in church clothes and stupid hat, odds of them entering shoe department are 100%.

You'd think that they could eliminate a stockroom and just have stacked displays by brand, allowing quick customer access to product, and eliminating the cost of an employee.

They can't. We would stack clearance into 5' by 20' displays, and within an hour, without attendance, they would be totally fucked. Women descend on shit, and turn it awry. Their idiot children would knock over displays, and to compare, women would mix and match shoes in their boxes, or pick up a box, and walk over to another box. Did they put anything back into place? No, they would leave mixed shit together, and literally leave boxes everywhere.

Upside
Girls who work at dept stores are whores
There are few men working at dept stores, so whenever something heavy has to be moved, it's your job. This may seem negative, however, you can take as long as you want, as in-store management has no clue. I'd just take things to storage and chill with a game boy. Unless there was a camera that wasn't in the security display, nobody knew.

[Iron Braveheart]

Originally Posted by Horus

Ever wonder what happens during a post mortem?

They cut the skin around your skull cap and pull it off and cut off your skull cap.

Then they take out your brain and slice it up like a sunday roast to check it for signs of problems.

Then, they sometimes pull the skin down from the top of the head (so your face peels off like a glove).

However they usually start with your torso, cutting a section of the top of your chest out (the size of a large dinner plate) and then take out your guts, lungs, heart or whatever they wanna look at.

At the end they will throw all that stuff in a bag (yes your brain too) and put it back in your stomach/chest area and place the piece of chest they cut out on top like a lid and sew it up. They also try to remodel your skull cap and face.

True story. Seen it many times, helped the doc with snipping the rib cage area. Actually saw him do that shit whilst eating a sandwich once.

This is true. 100% true. We watched an autopsy video in a pathology course. What you explained is exactly the way the video went. Started at the face, the brain, did the peeling the face down, then the guts were cut out. One kid left the class and passed out in the hallway. Funny stuff.

[FingerInTheEye]

I'd avoid any food service staffed and/or managed by high-school or college students.

When I was younger a buddy of mine was working at Panda Express and was about to close the store. In comes some customers asking for some chow mein, which they were out of. So my buddy goes into the kitchen and starts frying up some chow mein, then pulls down his pants and farts in it, before serving. It's pretty tame, BUT that was just the tip of the iceberg.

Debt collectors / phone advertisers (those annoying people who call you for money or ask you to switch phone companies) have sex with eachother in the bathroom during their break or when their manager is on break (which is all the time).

Smoothies are a ripoff and nothing is fresh. It's all flash frozen, and unripened stuff. It's also probably been dropped on the floor, left out too long or been handled with unwashed hands. Remember the thing I said about high-school and college students?

Hospitals aren't as clean as you think they should be. Hey, if someone vomits a gallon of blood, they can't clean everything can they? Same goes with explosive diarrhea, real vomit, and urine (although urine is clean...right?).

Most white collar criminals get caught because they get greedy and get noticed.

Most blue collar criminals get caught because they're greedy and stupid.

Career criminals get caught because they're greedy, stupid, and don't drive with current registration stickers.

Makes you wonder about smart criminals, doesn't it?

[jahred]

Originally Posted by FingerInTheEye

So my buddy goes into the kitchen and starts frying up some chow mein, then pulls down his pants and farts in it, before serving. It's pretty tame, BUT that was just the tip of the iceberg.

GROSS, lol.

[SchoolyardChoke]

This is the best thread I've read on this or any other forum, period. Why no sticky?

And here's another one from my teenage years-
If monthy/weekly magazines go unsold in a retail store, the cover is ripped off and mailed back to the distributor for a refund. The rest of the magazine is either recycled or stolen by employees.

[TX911]

Originally Posted by tripnastic

Or maybe the people who adminster the practicals here actually care and therefore set a higher standard? It's the practicals everyone gets nailed on, which is up to the disecretion of whoevers giving it. Joe in Iowa might make some section a way bigger pain in the ass than Joe in Florida does, etc... The EMT-B is a joke, but the locals who give the P are hardasses. Also notorious for flunking all the local hospital staff during their ACLS training.

that's generally because hospital staff (nurses) don't know their asses from a hole in the ground when it comes to actual emergency treatment because they don't have to rely on themselves. They look at a doctor for what to do. Hell, it's no surprise 99% of all nurses who go through the ACLS class end up completely embarrassing themselves with their lack of knowledge. And as far as practicals go, it's the same shit, same critical criteria, same everything. just because Joe Blow in St Louis throws extra shit at you during a trauma assessment doesn't mean it's any more difficult. If you can tube, you can tube. if you can run mega code you can run mega code, if you can assess you can assess and if you have any clue about cardiology static cardio should be no problem. I fail to see the difficulty. We had the same amount of retards fail it too, that doesn't mean it's ok

[massgrunt]

Originally Posted by tripnastic

Or maybe the people who adminster the practicals here actually care and therefore set a higher standard? It's the practicals everyone gets nailed on, which is up to the disecretion of whoevers giving it. Joe in Iowa might make some section a way bigger pain in the ass than Joe in Florida does, etc... The EMT-B is a joke, but the locals who give the P are hardasses. Also notorious for flunking all the local hospital staff during their ACLS training.

I am ACLS certified. I don't have the slightest clue about the algorithms, nor have I ever.

[SchoolyardChoke]

Originally Posted by SchoolyardChoke

This is the best thread I've read on this or any other forum, period. Why no sticky?

Wow. Ask for a sticky and I get a sticky. Maybe I need to ask for money next.