[Lebowski]

Originally Posted by Soma

Is VISA's policy worldwide.

Im gonna have to call out the dudes on that at the liqour store near my house, they have a 10 dollar minimum, I shall extort them!

[SchoolyardChoke]

It is really easy to steal from those self-checkout lines in most retail stores nowadays. Just don't scan everything in and make sure it doesn't have a door sensor on it when you leave.

I've never done it, but it always crosses my mind because it seems so simple.

[Fedor#1]

I stolen by accident before with that like put 2 cases of soda ontop of eachother and scan the bottom. but there is supposed to be a worker there but they are dumb as shit anyways. you can also put a flyer under your food in the cart and walk out if they stop you all you say is sorry i forgot and dont want it

[amhlilhaus]

Originally Posted by Fedor#1

I stolen by accident before with that like put 2 cases of soda ontop of eachother and scan the bottom. but there is supposed to be a worker there but they are dumb as shit anyways. you can also put a flyer under your food in the cart and walk out if they stop you all you say is sorry i forgot and dont want it

they'r also really lazy.

[Jimmy Key v.1.4]

about half of the people who travel to other countries to teach english are really cool. the other half are massive losers.

tipping the guy who pumps your gas, even like a buck, will garuntee you top service and oftentimes free shit.

[Shaolin Bushido]

Some bartenders actually empty the damn little drain of over-run drinks into drunk patrons' drinks and send it over with a smile.

Especially if you've established that you're an asshole or a tightwad.

[Shaolin Bushido]

Originally Posted by Hammer_Fist

I worked at an insurance company and I will tell you that people laugh at you and your personal information. Like say you file a claim, your redneck trailer has burned down or something... The pictures you send in are circulated and laughed at by a whole office full of people that are generally bored.

Like one guy filed a claim about his 600 dollar sunglasses being stolen. He sends in a bunch of stupid ass pictures of him wearing the sunglasses, and this guy looks like a complete tool. The pictures are circulated, blown up, romoshopped and all that. So just remember, even if you're communicating with a professional company like an insurance company, we're still laughing at you.

damn.

[SchoolyardChoke]

Originally Posted by Workers United

bartender: if you're drunk, you're getting watered down drinks. If you're really drunk, you are getting ones with almost no alcohol, and you will not know the difference.

Totally true. I mixed a long island iced tea for a drunk guy once that was all triple sec, sour mix, pineapple juice, coke, and water. It was hilarious seeing him sip on it like it was rough going down!

I even asked him how it was, and he said "it was the best fuckin drink he had all night." Good times.

Originally Posted by Shaolin Bushido

Some bartenders actually empty the damn little drain of over-run drinks into drunk patrons' drinks and send it over with a smile.

Especially if you've established that you're an asshole or a tightwad.

Ewwwww

[m_hood115]

Originally Posted by Reags

A few more things about restaurants:

1. It's safe to assume that a good portion of the service staff has hooked up with each other.

2. Be skeptical of how your prime rib is cooked. It is possible to make medium rare prime look like well done prime.....just depends how long you dip it in Au Jois. Our kitchen does that if we run out of a certain temperature.

3. If you are rude, ignorant, or a hot chick.....the whole service staff will hear about it and come walk by your table to see what you look like

4. As posted earlier about hotels: if you are willing to complain....you will be comped. Managers are pussies when it comes to people being pissed off and their way of getting you to STFU is to pay for your meal.

5. Servers at my restaurant eat the food there all the time.......you almost NEVER see a kitchen worker eat it.

Q4T! Especially #2 + #3

But - if you order prime rib cooked more than Medium, you need to just not eat prime rib.

[SleepyBoy]

Americas intelligence gathering, the same information that is used to decide if we go to war or not, is regularly outsourced to defense contracts and other for profit corporations that make money from war.