[brackis1]

Originally Posted by DanSavage

Most airline seats fold forward.

In a crash, the passengers will crowd the aisles, causing a massive traffic jam as everyone tries to rush for the doors.

Instead, kick the seat back in front of you forward and crawl onto it. Keep doing that to every seat until you reach an emergency exit.

Dan Savage, once again, is the man!

[The Gem]

do not do that idiot's book idea if you have to present your student ID during purchases of textbooks. The university will have a certain amount of red-flags under your name and after too many they will no longer allow you to shop at the bookstore.

[Diyako]

Originally Posted by Kogan

LOL, I work where you went to school. It's true, my wife, (also a linguist) told me she couldn't figure out how to say "tie your shoes" in Farsi.

kafshet o beband

good to know my taxes are being used so well.

[Reaper Man]

Apartments contract out to people who charge exorbitant costs for minor renovations. The cost exorbitant amounts because guys like me would do a bare minimum amount of work (MAYBE two hours) and then go to the apartment swimming pools or hang out with friends and drink beer. I was drunk and had sex frequently while on the job.

oh yeah, and if you are a chick and you are living there while we work, we dig through your shit to find any hidden kinky shit you might have hidden. yes we do that because companies like that employ high schoolers.

[Diyako]

Originally Posted by KönigTiger

Apparently,other than straight up Theft,its IMPOSSIBLE to get fired from Costco. You can go missing from work for days before they even check up on you.

this is true. i was a seasonal hire at costco. just wanted to get a little cash before i went to visit my dad and during the 2 weeks i did worked there i didnt show up like 3 of the days and i came late and then i just left to go visit my dad and didnt say anything. a week later they called me back and said that my seasonal position was up. i just started laughing.

[KrazyKanadian]

If you're working in sales, you're a drunk. But everybody knew that already.

[judono]

I've been a line cook and a chef in several upscale restaurants. I will say don't order fish on monday. It's the left over shit that wasn't sold from the weekend rush. It is wise not to order around closing time because it tends to piss the cooks off and at best the don't give a shit about how they handle your food. Don't order a salad during rush periods.

[KOFS]

Best thread ever right here!

[Hog-train]

Originally Posted by Hammer_Fist

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you are a scum bag. Karma is a bitch.

I didn't actually do this douchebag. You can find a whole lot of scams on the web. Just google it.

[Team Supremacy]

what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen HA!