[TheHegemon1]

Also, Home Depot has NO kind of commission program, not even on warrenties. The price you see is the price HD is charging, employees make zero off of helping you, coupled with being overworked they seriously dont give a fuck whether you buy it or not.

O and there is no "back" all the overstock is put in rafters over your head, so dont ask if they have one "in the back".

And the bank really is ripping you off at every turn, although if you want something to drink at wells fargo like a coke or something they have them for free in a fridge in the back all you have to do is ask for one. the employees dont pay for sodas. No you dont have to be a customer either, just walk in ask for one then leave.

[Sweet-Cheeks]

drunk people do some really stupid things.

[KicDaKitty]

Originally Posted by AkaiJiisu

also, 90% of female nursing staff is trying to shag a doctor, regardless of other factors like attractiveness, marriage, or job security.

So wrong. Most nurses know that most doctors cheat on their wives any chance they get and are very narcissistic.

[Evilness]

politicians are not honest

[LongTimeLurker]

Originally Posted by The Gem

Back in high school i delivered pizza, but things might have changed since then.

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*the vodka used to make vodka sauce, is the cheapest, dirtiest 2 dollar a handle Russian vodka that is available. (not sure if that matters).
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Basically doesn't matter, the main thing is some flavors are only opened up/disolvable in alcohol. Thats why when you cook with wine you will get laughed at if you waste anything decent.

[LongTimeLurker]

Originally Posted by onime

If you ever bad mouth or abuse a telemarketter, chances are you will end up getting 10-20 calls per day from that same call centre again and again... most of these guys take 600-900 calls a day and have to deal with unbelievable verbal assualt continously... so at times they will just loop your number around to make sure you get a call from someone else at that centre by setting up a callback(the dialer throws the call to someone other rep in a while)

If you have time/and are interested in the product/service, listen to it, since the company outsources its service and gets cheap labour, it's possible for them to charge you low, real low at times.

If not interested, simply say so, quote that you're on a nationwide do-not call list, say you already own the product/service(or dont own the service, for eg, mortgages) , or ask them to put you on their company's do not call list...all of these brings them to a dead end, and believe it or not, they appreciate this.

As already said above, dont abuse them and say shit, especially if you're already a customer...they have all your info...

Maybe the people who call me are strange but this is the exact opposite of reality.

When I was polite I would get more and more calls, about a year ago after getting fed up with 4-5 calls a day I started being rude as fuck and saying weird shit on the phone usually of a violent and sexual nature (aka I like your voice how about u come over so I can jerk off and hit you with a hot frying pan etc etc just weird pointless shit) I haven't gotten a call in about two months.

[radnads]

In the Army rank doesn't mean shit. In your average unit there are around 50-60 people in each company. Of those 50-60 people only 5-10 people actually know what they are doing. These 5 to 10 people are untouchable and almost never get put on shitty details, have to go to formations, and as long as their work is done can come and go at their choosing.

[KönigTiger]

Originally Posted by LongTimeLurker

This really bothers me, I'm not rich by any means but do spend more than I should on toys for tots because any little kid should get a nice present during the holiday season. Idk I just can't blame a kid for his parents mistakes.

DAMMIT

Just buy a needy kid gifts directly. Thouses charities probally they a buck or 2 anyway.

[Jimmy Needles]

the stripe patterns on baseball fields and golf courses are caused by the direction the grass was mowed

if your 18 and have ID you can buy an AK47(semi-auto) in like 10 minutes

[Leon Phelps]

Originally Posted by Fedor#1

I am an auto technician not a mechanic but if I want to rip off someone royal I can easy. Its all in the approach you use really. Specially if you get a person who doesn't know how to use the internet to look for help you got them easy. I knew a guy who told this customer that his internita switch. what that does is it shuts off the fuel pump when you get into an accident, but you can turn it off your self by releasing the switch. this guy did it, told the customer he needed a new fuel pump and charged him over $400

Crooked Mechanics are the scum of the earth. I hope your buddy and all other mechanics like him burn in hell.