[Fist_of_Legend]

Originally Posted by AkaiJiisu

The vast majority of med school students are counting on their status as a doctor (and/or other degrees) to get them laid. very few have interpersonal or communication skills at all.

also, 90% of female nursing staff is trying to shag a doctor, regardless of other factors like attractiveness, marriage, or job security.

lol, so true man. I used to hate delivering food to anyone in the med. profession. The nurses were usually fugly and the doctors would give me like 50 cents on a $50 order, if that...of course if I saw the same name again on a delivery slip I made sure to put their order to the end of the line

[Sweet-Cheeks]

Originally Posted by JohnnyCardboard

natives of easter island seldom use condoms during sexual intercourse

pics or work

[LongTimeLurker]

Originally Posted by Jester Molester

When you're buying a piece of electronics, the person pitching the extended warranty isn't doing so for your benefit, they're trying to get the bonuses that come with selling an extended warranty. Although there are exceptions, extended warranties are almost always a ripoff and are just a moneymaker for the store and salesman.

I think most people realize this b/c I never sold to many.

I bought it for my fiance's Dell laptop and I love it. Basically anything we do to it, we can literally pour soda all over it and smash it to bits with a hammer, as long as we can scoop the pieces into a box to send to Dell they will either fix it or provide a new one.

One time she dumped an entire large Dunkin Donuts Iced coffee on it.

Another time she slammed the screen shut with her cell phone on the keyboard.

First time it wouldn't even turn on, 2nd time screen was 100% fucked. Both times it was fixed and given back quickly for free.

[KönigTiger]

Originally Posted by I Shoot Doubles

If you people realized how bad of condition commerical jets really are and the problems we hear about and deal with that customers don't know, you'd never fly.

Please do tell. Im starting to work at Costco so Ill be able to shed some light on that experience.

[LongTimeLurker]

Originally Posted by Theprospect26

For any of you wondering about Wendy's Chili........

Nothing bad at all. it's overcooked or unused hamburger meat from the grill from the same day, meat is frozen in freezer overnight. Next morning. There's a big bag of onions, beans, and peppers or something. Pour that in a big crock pot. Next, pour in the seasoning bag, and last throw in the frozen meat, as well as water all in the crock pot. Heat it up and mix. That's it. The Chili is official business, and come to think of it so is everything else in Wendy's. No microwaves for the meat or anything like that.

If the meat is on the grill for over 10 minutes then it gets thrown with the chili meat or just thrown away. There used to be this lady that would come in every night and buy the unused meat for her dog.

Good because the chili at Wendy's (well the frosty to >_<) is basically the one thing i ever eat from a fast food place.

[LongTimeLurker]

Originally Posted by bunzo

USMC Toys for Tots- By the time a charity comes to pick up their toys, the good stuff is long gone. Everyone has their hands in the cookie jar, specifically officers and staff NCO's. It's pretty sick, the people who need free toys the least are taking them from the people who need them the most.

This really bothers me, I'm not rich by any means but do spend more than I should on toys for tots because any little kid should get a nice present during the holiday season. Idk I just can't blame a kid for his parents mistakes.

DAMMIT

[TheHegemon1]

The best time to rob a bank is tuesday before the armored car takes the money away. Very little traffic, and the workers are generally fucking off. or not even in the office. Theres a bit more to it but eh not gonna incriminate myself.

Any Home Depot you walk into is understaffed, every person you see there except cashiers are literally doing 3 different "to do" lists from 3 different tiers of "managers"and ATLEAST 4 jobs unrelated to what they were hired for or the department they are supposed to be helping you in.

Also (this is according to a friend) Pizza Hutt pizzas actually cost less then a dollar to make material-wise for them (something like 37 cents a few years ago, maybe closer to 80 cents now)

[AznTrojan]

Originally Posted by AkaiJiisu

also, 90% of female nursing staff is trying to shag a doctor, regardless of other factors like attractiveness, marriage, or job security.

somewhat true..

[AznTrojan]

Originally Posted by Fist_of_Legend

lol, so true man. I used to hate delivering food to anyone in the med. profession. The nurses were usually fugly and the doctors would give me like 50 cents on a $50 order, if that...of course if I saw the same name again on a delivery slip I made sure to put their order to the end of the line

the way i see it.. all the hot nurses are usually taken early... so all your left with are the old bitchy ones

btw.. i don't ever wanna pay for a meal again.. that's what a pharm rep is for

[Palakol]

some champion boxers use crack in training.