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Old 05-18-2008, 06:35 AM   #1321 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2008, 05:42 PM   #1322 (permalink)

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I'm a nurse in a major hospital and 90% of the nurses I work with are hooked on pills weather it be painkillers, uppers, or downers and because of the line of work we are in we know what to say to doctors to get what we want.
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Old 05-18-2008, 05:42 PM   #1323 (permalink)

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I'm a nurse in a major hospital and 90% of the nurses I work with are hooked on pills weather it be painkillers, uppers, or downers and because of the line of work we are in we know what to say to doctors to get what we want.
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Every model gets retouched! I shoot fashion and advertising images and even the skinniest most beautiful model with perfect make up and hair will STILL get retouched. Seeing isnt believing ;)
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If you are single and work full time at a YMCA there is a good chance you have slept with another full time employee there.

75% of YMCA employee's don't even go to church.

I'm not sure if this is true everywhere, but you can't NOT afford to join a YMCA. We don't have a set membership rate, it varies based on your income. We have people who hold memberships that pay as little as 7 dollars every 3 months for a full family membership.

Back in high school me and my friends would frequent a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut and their personal pizza's and breadsticks are pre-made and are only good for about 20 minutes after they are heated. If they "expire" they just get thrown away, however if you ask them if they have any expired pizza's you can likely get away with a few pizza's and a few orders of breadsticks for free. We would do this every weekend, and never once got less than 3-4 pizza's and breadsticks.

Oh, and don't waste your time getting personal training at a YMCA unless you are over the age of 65 or think it is fashionable to to have a body shaped like this.


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Old 05-19-2008, 03:07 AM   #1326 (permalink)

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As a currently licensed and serving guard I would like to correct you here. If somebody does something on your property you are allowed to put them under citizens arrest. If you even touch them in a restraining way (ie gripping their shirt) you can be charged for battery. Security has NO rights what so ever to touch somebody unless that person has become violent with them.

If I stop somebody in a store and they make it to the parking lot, which is not actually our property but the malls property I am NOT allowed to do anything unless I have other guards on site. If I were to leave site to chase a shoplifter I would be fired on the spot and the company would be sued for breaching their contract since there was no guard on site.

If I lose contact with a suspect for even a second, I am not allowed to place them under citizens arrest as they could have hid what they stole in a different area. Example, you stole a pack of gum, put it in your pant pocket. You turn the corner before I do and hide it in your jacket pocket. If I were to arrest you for stealing gum and tell the police where the gum is located (your pant pocket) it will not be there and I will be sued for wrongful arrest, if i touched you battery as well.

If the alarm goes off in a store I have NO right whatsoever to search you or your belongings. I can ask for a receipt and do a quick glance at what is in your possession but I cannot go through your bags.

In order for me to be able to choke a man on job I would need to fear for my life as a choke even by somebody who is trained is a potentially deadly technique and therefor can only be used in the most extreme of circumstances, which of course I would not be sticking around for because I would be running the fuck away by the time it got anywhere close to that.

If you still think this is out of date I can give you news articles from across the globe which prove otherwise
well i am not a security guard but i am curious where you are and what company you work for to figure out why there seems to be such a discrepancy between what you say and what i've heard. i'm not saying that you dont do what you've been told and trained to do, especially being like i said, not a security guard. after reading this i decided to talk to a regional manager for one of the largest pharmacy chains in the U.S that i use to work for and he says that the rules and training are very specific and that thieves can be restrained if caught in the act or on camera. they can be tackled to the ground, they can be held and if the thief uses violent force that the security personnel can escalate to an even level of self defense though ideally their goal is to restrain the thief until further help arrives which i'm guessing is in the form of more security or police. i know for a fact that in the past the security guys have had to go to the level of punching, choking, in one case i mentioned a police officer brandished a tazer and i was told by the security guys that cops have even had to pull their guns out in extreme cases. the general manager also said that they are allowed to go outside the store and even into the parking lot. this seems to be a difference in the mall company policy vs this particular chain's policy. i would doubt a multi billion dollar company doesn't have it's shit together when it comes to security laws since they're so closely involved with the police on a daily basis and it's company policy to maintain good relations with local law enforcement. so once again i'm curious if it's policy vs policy where these things are not matching up or policy vs law. i'll ask a cop friend in bjj later this week as well as i'm really curious to know. like i said i dont doubt you do what you've been told/trained/studied but at the same time it's really hard for me to believe that a multi billion dollar company would open themselves up to such potential law suits. blah this is gonna drive me crazy tomorrow
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:08 AM   #1327 (permalink)
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well i am not a security guard but i am curious where you are and what company you work for to figure out why there seems to be such a discrepancy between what you say and what i've heard. i'm not saying that you dont do what you've been told and trained to do, especially being like i said, not a security guard.
Due to the privacy of my employer I cannot give full details, however I work for a major player in the contract security game with divisions world wide. I currently work in a high tech office building which again I cannot name nor explain what they do. Previous work sites have included malls, protection of the Right Honorable Jean Chretien, banks, retail outlets, and of course the dreaded construction sites.

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after reading this i decided to talk to a regional manager for one of the largest pharmacy chains in the U.S that i use to work for and he says that the rules and training are very specific and that thieves can be restrained if caught in the act or on camera.
Main issue here is you talked to a man who hires what I would assume are either in house guards or contract guards who work the entire area. If a guard works in house (works for the pharmacy and not a contract company) and the company owns the parking lot than this is correct as the man is still on their property and can be detained. If the man was spotted on camera, the camera operator must maintain a visual on the man the entire time. If there are two guards on duty than this is also correct as one can work the camera and keep in contact with the guard on the floor. However if the guard on the camera loses sight of the perp you must IMMEDIATELY stop as it than becomes illegal, the tape can be used as proof. Main thing that will happen in a pharmacy would be theft, in which case it does not become a crime until you attempt to leave the building with the merchandise. You are allowed to go anywhere and place objects in your pocket, but the second you try to leave without paying for them you have stolen. If you leave a building you will end up on their land as all landowners own the land leading to and from the exits, this is where your confrontation can happen. Anything beyond this becomes illegal.

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they can be tackled to the ground, they can be held and if the thief uses violent force that the security personnel can escalate to an even level of self defense though ideally their goal is to restrain the thief until further help arrives which i'm guessing is in the form of more security or police. i know for a fact that in the past the security guys have had to go to the level of punching, choking, in one case i mentioned a police officer brandished a tazer and i was told by the security guys that cops have even had to pull their guns out in extreme cases.
I will confirm that you can tackle, kick, punch, and otherwise defend yourself. It is much easier to get away with in the states. That said I work in Canada and our justice system is set up so that even a rapist is a victim its rather sickening. However this is how the use of force goes:

If there is passive resistance, ie you have placed them under citizen's arrest and have told them to come with you, if they begin to walk away you may use soft physical control. This would be GENTLY directing them back into the store. However the citizens arrest MUST be made in full, and its in your best interest to have a witness present in case you are dealing with a career criminal.

Next is active resistance, this occurs once soft control has been attempted. If while trying to direct the man to the store he shrugs you off he has become an active resister. At this point you may grab clothing or the individual in an attempt to have them stop resisting and come with you. 9/10 this just escolates.

Assaultive resistance, this is the pushing, punching, kicking. Again in the states you can get away with alot more. Up here however, if somebody punches me with a little bitch punch and I crank him in the face full force breaking his orbital, I face jail time. In the states, I get a wicked story to tell coworkers LOL. Essentially you can do whatever they do to you. They punch you, you can punch them. Depending on where your from you can bust out an ASP. But thats illegal over here, so its pretty much GnP time.

Next up is grievous bodily harm or death. This is where they have pulled a knife or gun, or you believe they are attempting to seriously fuck you up. At this point you must be fearful for your life. You can do whatever you want here. I had a coworker get stabbed by a junkie downtown, he ended up smacking the junkie in the face with a brick. If there is a weapon on the ground you use it, better them than you.

What cops do, is their own business and nothing to do with security. They are the ones who take care of everything and if they feel they need to pull a tazor on somebody, i fully support their decision and hope to god its not me they aim it at LOL.

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the general manager also said that they are allowed to go outside the store and even into the parking lot. this seems to be a difference in the mall company policy vs this particular chain's policy.
It depends on the land owned by the company, and/or how much land is covered in the contract if it is a contract company.





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As a currently licensed and serving guard I would like to correct you here. If somebody does something on your property you are allowed to put them under citizens arrest. If you even touch them in a restraining way (ie gripping their shirt) you can be charged for battery. Security has NO rights what so ever to touch somebody unless that person has become violent with them.

If I stop somebody in a store and they make it to the parking lot, which is not actually our property but the malls property I am NOT allowed to do anything unless I have other guards on site. If I were to leave site to chase a shoplifter I would be fired on the spot and the company would be sued for breaching their contract since there was no guard on site.

If I lose contact with a suspect for even a second, I am not allowed to place them under citizens arrest as they could have hid what they stole in a different area. Example, you stole a pack of gum, put it in your pant pocket. You turn the corner before I do and hide it in your jacket pocket. If I were to arrest you for stealing gum and tell the police where the gum is located (your pant pocket) it will not be there and I will be sued for wrongful arrest, if i touched you battery as well.

If the alarm goes off in a store I have NO right whatsoever to search you or your belongings. I can ask for a receipt and do a quick glance at what is in your possession but I cannot go through your bags.

In order for me to be able to choke a man on job I would need to fear for my life as a choke even by somebody who is trained is a potentially deadly technique and therefor can only be used in the most extreme of circumstances, which of course I would not be sticking around for because I would be running the fuck away by the time it got anywhere close to that.

If you still think this is out of date I can give you news articles from across the globe which prove otherwise
But at the end of the day most security gurads arnt bothered about these rules and the police will still be on there side.
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Old 05-20-2008, 11:39 PM   #1329 (permalink)
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But at the end of the day most security gurads arnt bothered about these rules and the police will still be on there side.
Ummmm many security guards refer to the police as the second enemy. A lot of police dont like security guards and they show it to us; jump on us for everything. I hae restrained a violent person during my work in security, a person who had already injured others, and the police threatened to have me charged, said I should have waited for them instead!
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